So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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27983. | Jabulani (salamandernewt) | 54.01 | — | 2010-07-25 |
27984. | Okan (pikachu_wow) | 54.01 | 85% | 2016-09-19 |
27985. | Vishnu (thundercloud) | 54.01 | 94% | 2014-06-14 |
27986. | FRANCISCO (iwon) | 54.01 | — | 2009-10-23 |
27987. | Filipe (fgsguedes) | 54.01 | — | 2010-06-29 |
27988. | Kunal (kunal299) | 54.00 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
27989. | Y (solidsnack) | 54.00 | 94% | 2012-01-29 |
27990. | Ryan (youmadbrooo) | 54.00 | 88% | 2014-01-21 |
27991. | Cheng Wei (changcw83phone) | 54.00 | 94% | 2012-08-18 |
27992. | Mars4ever (mars4ever) | 54.00 | 95% | 2013-07-16 |
27993. | Phúc Nguyên (nguyen86dong) | 54.00 | — | 2010-03-21 |
27994. | Enchilada (enchilada) | 54.00 | — | 2008-09-11 |
27995. | William (wbulovas) | 54.00 | 86% | 2016-04-17 |
27996. | Johan (johlun) | 54.00 | 90% | 2015-08-05 |
27997. | Jackie (jdeboer120) | 54.00 | — | 2011-04-07 |
27998. | Hozi (hozibuho) | 54.00 | 92% | 2014-10-07 |
27999. | (orionr) (orionr) | 53.99 | 96% | 2023-03-28 |
28000. | kaput (kaput) | 53.99 | — | 2009-03-24 |
28001. | Khushboo (khushbooa) | 53.99 | — | 2011-03-28 |
28002. | Teemo (drayvar) | 53.98 | 92% | 2012-12-16 |
28003. | angie (angelow) | 53.98 | 93% | 2015-09-05 |
28004. | Radu (radutache) | 53.98 | 90% | 2016-07-04 |
28005. | ATIF (atifsld) | 53.98 | 86% | 2016-12-08 |
28006. | jean (sepi11) | 53.97 | 95% | 2023-07-02 |
28007. | Saranga (xaesm) | 53.97 | 93% | 2022-01-08 |
28008. | Marco (ankush12) | 53.97 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
28009. | HeMan (hitul) | 53.97 | 98% | 2023-05-23 |
28010. | A (gizmo17) | 53.97 | — | 2010-03-22 |
28011. | Val (lavmotoh) | 53.97 | 93% | 2015-10-14 |
28012. | Lam (lamnv) | 53.96 | 95% | 2022-12-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |