The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20882. | Kramer (cosmonought) | 69.36 | 93% | 2016-07-26 |
20883. | Matt (purple_gorilla21) | 69.36 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
20884. | Slugg (sluggthesnail) | 69.35 | 95% | 2021-03-09 |
20885. | Austin (matchamilktea) | 69.35 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
20886. | Piyush (lanslord11) | 69.35 | 95% | 2022-09-29 |
20887. | madina (madina_000000) | 69.35 | 95% | 2023-03-23 |
20888. | Memperor (memeemperor) | 69.35 | 96% | 2022-04-24 |
20889. | Gil (gil_vegliach) | 69.35 | 95% | 2016-03-12 |
20890. | Richard (aeolyus) | 69.35 | 94% | 2016-08-04 |
20891. | Miracle- (nakatsumiuchiha) | 69.35 | 96% | 2018-06-20 |
20892. | Ritvik (darkside07) | 69.35 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
20893. | Pio (piosoesetio) | 69.34 | 90% | 2016-09-11 |
20894. | Jack (jack_tran04) | 69.34 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
20895. | Long (phamlong0711) | 69.34 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
20896. | Daniel (danielpaanderson) | 69.34 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
20897. | kyuru (kyuru) | 69.34 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
20898. | Steven (engine210) | 69.33 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
20899. | OhKGee (ohkgee) | 69.33 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
20900. | ⚡Laxus⚡ (laxusdreyarv) | 69.33 | 95% | 2019-08-18 |
20901. | カモにゃん☆ (camonyan) | 69.33 | 98% | 2011-11-22 |
20902. | Jackson (jacksonks) | 69.32 | 91% | 2016-08-18 |
20903. | Asif (asif04) | 69.32 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
20904. | Braden (derpnips) | 69.32 | 92% | 2013-01-28 |
20905. | Byron (peace942) | 69.32 | — | 2008-09-08 |
20906. | Jared (jaredhoyt) | 69.31 | — | 2011-02-07 |
20907. | fakaped (fakaped) | 69.31 | 99% | 2021-06-09 |
20908. | Yape (yape) | 69.31 | 95% | 2023-08-03 |
20909. | dalouis77 (dalouis77) | 69.31 | 97% | 2012-02-06 |
20910. | Erika (damayanti) | 69.31 | 92% | 2013-02-19 |
20911. | Damian (samadhi) | 69.30 | 94% | 2014-03-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |