As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6591. | Peppito (peppito) | 89.88 | 92% | 2016-05-30 |
6592. | garrett (garrettguy457) | 89.88 | 96% | 2015-12-25 |
6593. | King (adrew99@live.com) | 89.87 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
6594. | Christopher (alexopoulosc) | 89.87 | 97% | 2021-11-14 |
6595. | Jude (jrrr_r) | 89.87 | 98.4% | 2023-10-22 |
6596. | Thalapathy (thalapathyvijay) | 89.87 | 99% | 2021-05-10 |
6597. | Benny (papabenny) | 89.86 | 98% | 2022-06-03 |
6598. | Zach (fast_typos) | 89.86 | 93% | 2016-05-02 |
6599. | charlyffs (charlyffs) | 89.86 | 98% | 2022-11-24 |
6600. | Derrick (victoryx5) | 89.86 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
6601. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 89.86 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
6602. | mf (mf_splinter) | 89.85 | 99.1% | 2023-10-15 |
6603. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 89.85 | 98% | 2022-02-21 |
6604. | Senin (senin8pagi) | 89.84 | 97% | 2020-09-01 |
6605. | An (fastfing) | 89.84 | 98% | 2023-08-13 |
6606. | ghostmountain (ghostmountain) | 89.84 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
6607. | Justas (nikaragva) | 89.83 | 93% | 2016-05-06 |
6608. | . (carsonshort) | 89.82 | 99% | 2024-02-20 |
6609. | Bryant (arcadeshift) | 89.82 | 94% | 2016-03-21 |
6610. | Rinnaris (rinnaris) | 89.81 | 99% | 2018-10-31 |
6611. | cal (achildslaughter) | 89.81 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
6612. | olari (olaridv) | 89.81 | 98% | 2019-07-26 |
6613. | Kevin (alorlict) | 89.81 | 91% | 2016-08-22 |
6614. | Willow (bluelagoon7) | 89.80 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
6615. | ReMeDaY (remeday) | 89.79 | 93% | 2016-02-08 |
6616. | candid (candidchip) | 89.79 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
6617. | Lord Kuro (lordkuro) | 89.78 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
6618. | lazy (thelazymd) | 89.78 | 96% | 2018-01-07 |
6619. | KryTex (krytex) | 89.78 | 94% | 2019-11-08 |
6620. | Anomaly (an_anomaly) | 89.77 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |