I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1675. | ColdFire (livinggod29) | 64.62 | 95.9% | 2024-01-05 |
1676. | dogphile (dogphile) | 64.46 | 94% | 2023-08-11 |
1677. | phoenix (stdagger) | 64.30 | 96% | 2023-04-22 |
1678. | Eugene (rawners) | 64.18 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
1679. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 64.00 | 94.3% | 2023-12-16 |
1680. | Sronichan (sronichan) | 63.99 | 96.3% | 2023-11-20 |
1681. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 63.94 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
1682. | Banlangk (iks_2403) | 63.91 | 95% | 2024-02-01 |
1683. | saeed (saeedhsv) | 63.68 | 96.2% | 2024-01-16 |
1684. | Etherion (etherionsm) | 63.64 | 94% | 2023-09-16 |
1685. | Ankur (ankur94516) | 63.62 | 98% | 2023-08-15 |
1686. | Helloween (tranduclocbkmail1) | 63.47 | 95.8% | 2023-11-03 |
1687. | abhishek (abk_k) | 63.42 | 94.9% | 2023-12-25 |
1688. | shmuel (shmuel555) | 63.41 | 95% | 2023-05-03 |
1689. | lolness1121 (andrewyu1121) | 63.29 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
1690. | karim (karimadel) | 63.26 | 95.8% | 2023-12-05 |
1691. | Mystic Soul (mystic_soul) | 63.13 | 94.7% | 2023-12-18 |
1692. | arthurit0 (artur41) | 63.08 | 95% | 2023-08-12 |
1693. | Maxim (maximlott87) | 63.02 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
1694. | Ghostwind (ghostwind) | 63.01 | 96.9% | 2023-10-20 |
1695. | Code (code_swtich) | 62.96 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
1696. | Reitz (reitzcr7) | 62.68 | 94.6% | 2024-04-18 |
1697. | Guille (gui_rzr) | 62.37 | 95.4% | 2024-03-02 |
1698. | sleep well (djawad) | 62.36 | 94% | 2023-09-07 |
1699. | SOOWANKI S PASSAH (soowanki... | 62.30 | 96% | 2024-04-27 |
1700. | why not? (attacksquid) | 62.19 | 94.9% | 2023-09-28 |
1701. | Pesosinos (pesosinos) | 62.13 | 95.9% | 2023-10-24 |
1702. | Anubhav (etra_567) | 62.08 | 95.6% | 2023-10-25 |
1703. | iamSlow (frenkie1514) | 61.99 | 95% | 2023-08-04 |
1704. | NGONO (mnae) | 61.79 | 94% | 2023-09-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |