As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10816. | percival (samuelnirina) | 78.52 | 95% | 2021-11-17 |
10817. | Yash (yashness) | 78.52 | 93% | 2015-08-02 |
10818. | Arvid (chilikorven) | 78.52 | 97% | 2018-08-12 |
10819. | Siberiano (hypnotizer) | 78.51 | 98% | 2019-09-01 |
10820. | Juilan (feenyjr) | 78.51 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
10821. | Menna (itsmenna) | 78.50 | 93% | 2015-06-17 |
10822. | ziomi5 (lxsuez) | 78.50 | 96.2% | 2023-12-28 |
10823. | Aufan (icepondx) | 78.50 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
10824. | Daniellus (luzi) | 78.50 | 96% | 2018-04-24 |
10825. | Elo (eloh) | 78.50 | 99% | 2021-11-07 |
10826. | tam (tamsien) | 78.50 | 95% | 2021-01-18 |
10827. | Kratzuli (kratzuli) | 78.50 | 96.3% | 2021-02-05 |
10828. | chabasakina (chabasakinatr) | 78.50 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
10829. | Linh (linh62742) | 78.50 | 97% | 2015-04-04 |
10830. | Nikola (elenhar) | 78.50 | 96% | 2016-08-22 |
10831. | Alvin (vinch23) | 78.49 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
10832. | Kenn (pieslinger) | 78.48 | 95% | 2018-03-06 |
10833. | orgilmunh (orgilmunh) | 78.48 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
10834. | Luke (dragonacorn) | 78.48 | 97.3% | 2021-02-01 |
10835. | mrta (mrta) | 78.48 | 98% | 2017-08-21 |
10836. | Jed (zhenya) | 78.48 | 97% | 2015-04-16 |
10837. | Ross (zileanthebomb) | 78.48 | 91% | 2017-04-13 |
10838. | Dominik (jazzon) | 78.47 | 96% | 2018-04-17 |
10839. | sugdese (sugdese) | 78.47 | 96% | 2022-08-15 |
10840. | tempo (tempoxyz) | 78.47 | 96% | 2022-01-11 |
10841. | yasuneko (yasuneko) | 78.47 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
10842. | Santiago (regoot) | 78.47 | 92% | 2015-12-21 |
10843. | Davit (alpha_17) | 78.46 | 95.5% | 2021-02-16 |
10844. | Tangguh (tangguh_) | 78.45 | 96% | 2022-06-09 |
10845. | Matt (mattz0r98) | 78.45 | 91% | 2015-11-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |