As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12780. | Trrrrrcy (trrrrrcy) | 73.57 | 97% | 2024-05-05 |
12781. | Ivan (kolundez) | 73.57 | 97% | 2016-03-17 |
12782. | Daniel (dan__) | 73.57 | 97% | 2019-03-01 |
12783. | bob (l30_g1r0n) | 73.57 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
12784. | RektByA10YearOld (rektbya10... | 73.57 | 96% | 2018-05-30 |
12785. | Kek_LordDvorak (kek_lorddvo... | 73.57 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
12786. | Andrew (narchio) | 73.56 | 92% | 2017-02-12 |
12787. | Osusu (osusuosusu) | 73.56 | 98% | 2023-07-15 |
12788. | xdm (cbk808) | 73.56 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
12789. | Menahem (m122) | 73.56 | 95% | 2016-01-20 |
12790. | Ankan (nc3rtainity) | 73.56 | 99% | 2022-01-17 |
12791. | Mattis (juicedrabbit) | 73.56 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
12792. | Hihahahalol (hihahaha) | 73.56 | 96% | 2016-03-30 |
12793. | Chandelier (chandelier28) | 73.56 | 95% | 2016-10-04 |
12794. | ISA (isarvizu) | 73.55 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
12795. | Panos (panos7) | 73.55 | 95% | 2016-06-03 |
12796. | Kabir (kabir_1234) | 73.54 | 96% | 2022-01-27 |
12797. | carter (cdog980) | 73.54 | 96% | 2020-02-19 |
12798. | modittb (modittt) | 73.54 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
12799. | 707 (nadhirhos) | 73.54 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
12800. | tstats[ksybrx0x] (ksybrx0x) | 73.54 | 98% | 2023-09-23 |
12801. | Dawn (dragons471) | 73.54 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
12802. | Cep (alhabiblidinillah) | 73.54 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
12803. | Christopher (ixiblackbirdixi) | 73.54 | 98% | 2017-09-20 |
12804. | \___Sailor___/ (stalker333) | 73.54 | 96% | 2018-08-27 |
12805. | aravind (aravindv) | 73.54 | 93% | 2015-07-09 |
12806. | Dan (writfate) | 73.53 | 99% | 2023-01-24 |
12807. | Harry (harpreetsingh005) | 73.53 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
12808. | Darkkiller12 (darkkiller12) | 73.53 | 96% | 2020-08-29 |
12809. | mj (ilangshot) | 73.52 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |