So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15216. | Guest (stay8899) | 75.36 | 98% | 2014-07-27 |
15217. | vamsi (krish5892) | 75.36 | 99% | 2014-03-28 |
15218. | DoctorBest (doctorbest) | 75.35 | 93% | 2014-02-09 |
15219. | David (davidlalo) | 75.35 | 99% | 2018-07-27 |
15220. | Siglemic (siglemic001) | 75.35 | 89% | 2013-06-15 |
15221. | David (munichdobe) | 75.35 | 95% | 2015-10-30 |
15222. | faisal (f_is_l_kh_n) | 75.34 | 96% | 2022-08-15 |
15223. | Jaime Gabriel (_jetdoza) | 75.34 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
15224. | Tom (particoloured_toucan) | 75.34 | 88% | 2015-01-15 |
15225. | Calvin (bigsausage) | 75.34 | 96% | 2018-08-12 |
15226. | Marc (ackermanick) | 75.34 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
15227. | Joël (bongo13) | 75.34 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
15228. | Robin (princenight) | 75.34 | 94% | 2012-09-28 |
15229. | Fujiwaranosai (fujiwaranosai) | 75.34 | — | 2010-02-07 |
15230. | Ademir (dzokej) | 75.34 | — | 2009-09-25 |
15231. | Wasim (golden_horse) | 75.34 | 98% | 2014-08-11 |
15232. | Aaron (kountervibe) | 75.33 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
15233. | Michael (mkreilei) | 75.33 | 95% | 2012-10-27 |
15234. | shehry (shehry) | 75.33 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
15235. | ♫ (_ag_) | 75.33 | 91% | 2016-07-14 |
15236. | Lauren (lauren2020) | 75.33 | 96.8% | 2021-02-19 |
15237. | Chris (chrisdelano) | 75.33 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
15238. | Yeet (fluffiluffiguis) | 75.33 | 88% | 2017-02-14 |
15239. | Chien (xuanchien) | 75.33 | — | 2011-04-16 |
15240. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 75.32 | 98% | 2023-07-18 |
15241. | Desk (desktopped) | 75.32 | 97% | 2023-06-03 |
15242. | archie (glumbo_god) | 75.32 | 94.7% | 2023-10-15 |
15243. | Ev (evturn) | 75.32 | 98% | 2018-06-18 |
15244. | dix (cervixpaunch) | 75.32 | 94% | 2016-09-24 |
15245. | fudge (fudgesicles) | 75.31 | 94% | 2021-12-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |