As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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21397. | PsiliSimon (psilisimon) | 50.11 | 95% | 2021-02-12 |
21398. | Dennis (babooni) | 50.11 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
21399. | Gab (gabsnts) | 50.10 | 94% | 2022-05-04 |
21400. | Vamsi Krishna (pvk9) | 50.09 | 94.4% | 2023-10-31 |
21401. | raman (raman123) | 50.09 | 97.6% | 2021-02-23 |
21402. | Kuhaku (walah217) | 50.09 | 93% | 2016-01-18 |
21403. | Sooraj (thesgyro) | 50.09 | 95% | 2017-07-18 |
21404. | SaintKiri (1216047914) | 50.09 | 88% | 2015-07-05 |
21405. | mohammad (m7mdtiger) | 50.07 | 93% | 2016-09-25 |
21406. | duyanh (duyanh3897) | 50.07 | 93% | 2022-07-29 |
21407. | sofa (voucher) | 50.07 | 94% | 2020-11-15 |
21408. | Gustas (gustasmor) | 50.07 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
21409. | Ashveck (ashveck) | 50.05 | 99% | 2018-11-21 |
21410. | A (viking_) | 50.05 | 98% | 2017-06-06 |
21411. | casfrank (casfrank) | 50.05 | 98% | 2015-08-17 |
21412. | Sev7n (sev7nte3n) | 50.04 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
21413. | Miguel (miguel122113) | 50.03 | 95% | 2018-09-26 |
21414. | arif (arifanzz) | 50.03 | 95% | 2020-03-21 |
21415. | Shohan (ansshohan) | 50.03 | 95% | 2018-11-21 |
21416. | Red (redowldk) | 50.03 | 89% | 2016-06-20 |
21417. | Hamid (fact_fiction) | 50.02 | 89% | 2017-02-09 |
21418. | Ng (lookol) | 50.02 | 87% | 2016-03-19 |
21419. | Alex (crotalo) | 50.01 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
21420. | John (copticj) | 50.01 | 98.2% | 2023-10-24 |
21421. | C:\cmd (geodev) | 50.01 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
21422. | Tasdik (tasdik_taseen) | 50.00 | 94% | 2021-08-03 |
21423. | Neshad (neshad) | 50.00 | 94% | 2020-12-03 |
21424. | afshin (afshin_alizadeh) | 50.00 | 90% | 2016-08-10 |
21425. | Akkibaba (akkibaba) | 49.99 | 97% | 2023-10-31 |
21426. | Helixsa (siam33162) | 49.99 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |