As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16980. | sunshine (chellenyasmin) | 63.16 | 96% | 2015-11-16 |
16981. | GreenUmbrella (greenumbrella) | 63.15 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
16982. | Uriel (uriel1217) | 63.15 | 95% | 2017-01-20 |
16983. | Jatin (jatin19902017) | 63.15 | 98% | 2016-03-01 |
16984. | Shreya (squgeim) | 63.14 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
16985. | Ian (matcher23) | 63.14 | 89% | 2016-05-04 |
16986. | lil (lilgolem) | 63.13 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
16987. | (amithps66) | 63.13 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
16988. | Sohan (alphasd) | 63.13 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
16989. | Mitsuha (mitsuha5231) | 63.12 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
16990. | Jay (jmackencheese) | 63.12 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
16991. | DP (dragonphoenix) | 63.12 | 97% | 2022-11-19 |
16992. | Christian (icryeverytime) | 63.12 | 94% | 2021-03-17 |
16993. | Hasan (hasan_elhussein) | 63.12 | 96% | 2020-07-26 |
16994. | S3LVA (r06ramanat) | 63.12 | 95% | 2020-08-10 |
16995. | Mazak (mazak) | 63.12 | 95% | 2021-01-05 |
16996. | sp1cyl1ght (sp1cyl1ght) | 63.11 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
16997. | mayn (mayn65) | 63.11 | 94% | 2022-09-20 |
16998. | Brad (2slo2calm) | 63.11 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
16999. | b (byron911) | 63.11 | 89% | 2015-08-02 |
17000. | dummy (dummyaccount) | 63.11 | 95% | 2017-03-01 |
17001. | Melo (kbyyd24) | 63.10 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
17002. | Umer Khalid (umer_khalid) | 63.10 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
17003. | Boran (boranroni) | 63.10 | 97% | 2022-02-01 |
17004. | Robert (robbie050216) | 63.10 | 99% | 2016-05-05 |
17005. | Akshy (akshy) | 63.10 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
17006. | Djem Andreif (teg_gaming10) | 63.10 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
17007. | Not the chosen (qrota_1) | 63.10 | 94% | 2021-03-16 |
17008. | Neil (nscrapper) | 63.09 | 94% | 2017-04-07 |
17009. | Greg (lightskingreg) | 63.09 | 99% | 2023-03-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |