As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22929. | Bekzat (bekzat_abdikarimov) | 41.71 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
22930. | Patrick (patisawesomein1) | 41.71 | 92% | 2016-01-07 |
22931. | Salgi (adrs) | 41.71 | 89% | 2016-09-05 |
22932. | le (demitwo) | 41.69 | 92% | 2022-04-15 |
22933. | Wai Yon (ravesplash) | 41.68 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
22934. | fahriirza (fahriirza) | 41.68 | 79% | 2016-07-21 |
22935. | Omar (samura1) | 41.67 | 91% | 2020-11-13 |
22936. | Gabriel (coldomamadaqua) | 41.66 | 96% | 2023-01-14 |
22937. | Azriel (azriel_) | 41.66 | 95% | 2023-04-14 |
22938. | Tony (caliaudio) | 41.66 | 94% | 2016-11-04 |
22939. | Nikhil (niks_2012) | 41.64 | 94% | 2017-12-29 |
22940. | Mojo Jojo (mojojojo3210) | 41.64 | 96% | 2023-09-08 |
22941. | Arif (areefisone) | 41.63 | 91% | 2021-04-30 |
22942. | Bis (b1s_qu1t) | 41.63 | 94% | 2021-01-09 |
22943. | Bob (typeer34) | 41.63 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
22944. | Daryl (djjones217) | 41.63 | 87% | 2016-04-15 |
22945. | Marco (mauboru) | 41.62 | 94% | 2021-08-02 |
22946. | Ruta (rutav) | 41.62 | 84% | 2017-02-11 |
22947. | Petr (karlipet) | 41.61 | 94% | 2020-12-31 |
22948. | Ivan (karavaiev) | 41.61 | 93% | 2020-07-10 |
22949. | Gevashkar (gevashkar) | 41.61 | 92% | 2017-05-19 |
22950. | Mani (mani45) | 41.61 | 92% | 2016-10-20 |
22951. | Hds (huh_stoopid) | 41.60 | 92% | 2022-07-13 |
22952. | Alston (cheesuschriste) | 41.59 | 92% | 2021-01-22 |
22953. | Noob (bloodylord) | 41.58 | 94% | 2021-11-16 |
22954. | Ori Vander (ov30) | 41.56 | 95% | 2022-05-09 |
22955. | dendrose (dendrose) | 41.56 | 93% | 2023-07-19 |
22956. | SUNIL (sunilkumar1095) | 41.55 | 92% | 2015-05-03 |
22957. | Nick (sliceandice) | 41.52 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
22958. | HA HA (longlivekrhoakz) | 41.52 | 93% | 2016-07-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |