As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4992. | Snowy (it_was_lag) | 95.03 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
4993. | Joe (dawizardi) | 95.02 | 94% | 2016-11-15 |
4994. | 1Week2Challenger (1week2cha... | 95.02 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
4995. | Matthew (matthewseely) | 95.02 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
4996. | Jake (thebronjame) | 95.02 | 98% | 2023-10-11 |
4997. | monkeysee (monkeysee) | 95.02 | 92% | 2016-01-24 |
4998. | Samuli (sparta92) | 95.02 | 92% | 2016-10-28 |
4999. | Gemma (gemstoned) | 95.02 | 95% | 2018-08-03 |
5000. | Matthais (maciejosas2012) | 95.01 | 99% | 2023-04-25 |
5001. | KTS5 (kts_) | 95.00 | 98% | 2022-05-11 |
5002. | Kieran (glasses85) | 95.00 | 96% | 2015-06-05 |
5003. | ed (edwardb) | 94.99 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
5004. | Daniel (jansson) | 94.99 | 96% | 2015-12-12 |
5005. | cough cough (rizwan234) | 94.98 | 99% | 2023-07-14 |
5006. | Touchtyping (touchtypingpro... | 94.98 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
5007. | Bobby (haringtonl) | 94.98 | 91% | 2016-09-13 |
5008. | squishy (squishy_shifu) | 94.97 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
5009. | Matthew (matthewmics77) | 94.97 | 97.7% | 2021-02-13 |
5010. | qqeji (qqeji) | 94.97 | 96% | 2022-09-15 |
5011. | Troy (troyvimala) | 94.96 | 91% | 2017-01-18 |
5012. | kajuna (kajuna) | 94.96 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
5013. | Eugene (entilaren) | 94.96 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
5014. | Desi (desimunda) | 94.96 | 93% | 2016-05-19 |
5015. | Khizer (khizlaw) | 94.95 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
5016. | vinni (vinniwooh) | 94.95 | 92% | 2016-02-27 |
5017. | Sotonation (akatrell) | 94.94 | 97% | 2016-10-20 |
5018. | hunt and peck (atypicalguy) | 94.94 | 98% | 2017-01-23 |
5019. | kenneth (tenick) | 94.92 | 99% | 2021-11-21 |
5020. | jazzy (jazzy_trojan) | 94.92 | 99% | 2021-08-22 |
5021. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 94.92 | 99% | 2022-09-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |