So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3240. | Dandle (mrcalamiteh) | 106.24 | 97% | 2017-10-21 |
3241. | mcsollinger (mcsollinger) | 106.23 | 99% | 2022-03-15 |
3242. | Samuel (samtsullivan) | 106.23 | 99% | 2016-10-27 |
3243. | treje (treje) | 106.22 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
3244. | Lulu (shade_senpai) | 106.22 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
3245. | Mitchell (rejected) | 106.22 | — | 2009-01-17 |
3246. | birdney (birdney) | 106.20 | 97% | 2015-07-08 |
3247. | joe (absurd) | 106.20 | — | 2010-03-23 |
3248. | Jard (dogspa) | 106.19 | 99% | 2023-02-01 |
3249. | 6Pat (ratatatpat) | 106.19 | 98% | 2014-05-20 |
3250. | Financier (darkmonk) | 106.19 | 94% | 2017-01-31 |
3251. | Reese (chucklingkumquat) | 106.18 | 98% | 2022-09-13 |
3252. | Sandy (sanderlees) | 106.18 | 98% | 2014-05-27 |
3253. | Me (justme196) | 106.16 | 98% | 2014-12-27 |
3254. | Mumei (mumei) | 106.16 | 94% | 2011-08-15 |
3255. | Twinkie (shellyshells) | 106.15 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
3256. | Mateusz (maticomp) | 106.13 | 92% | 2011-11-21 |
3257. | Eric (sivade) | 106.12 | 95% | 2015-08-31 |
3258. | HRP❤ (ludacha) | 106.12 | 95% | 2015-01-31 |
3259. | 원숭이 (dweaji) | 106.11 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
3260. | M Stew (mstew354) | 106.11 | 92% | 2016-04-15 |
3261. | Anthony (citratesynthase) | 106.09 | 98% | 2017-06-03 |
3262. | absolute elsewhere (bibux) | 106.09 | 95% | 2014-01-26 |
3263. | musta mate (s_tisfaction) | 106.09 | 97% | 2019-05-12 |
3264. | Jason (jpngfile) | 106.09 | 97% | 2017-01-01 |
3265. | Tom (tkozlowski) | 106.07 | 98% | 2018-05-25 |
3266. | Matt (mikofail) | 106.07 | 94% | 2012-03-08 |
3267. | Bas (basje12) | 106.07 | — | 2008-11-09 |
3268. | Pranav (rocky_balboa) | 106.04 | 99% | 2013-10-28 |
3269. | A (g2g2) | 106.04 | 88% | 2013-12-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |