As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5176. | Mo D (mookiekulit) | 94.40 | 97% | 2024-02-17 |
5177. | lolxd (figure_electrical_) | 94.40 | 98% | 2024-02-22 |
5178. | Dian (slyr77) | 94.40 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
5179. | ambientideal (ambientideal) | 94.40 | 98% | 2015-12-05 |
5180. | jeremy_bearimy (jeremy_bear... | 94.39 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
5181. | Charcoal (tmleavitt) | 94.38 | 98% | 2017-06-16 |
5182. | Hussain (sanpilot) | 94.38 | 98% | 2022-08-03 |
5183. | ARCHEI (kangsi) | 94.38 | 98% | 2019-08-21 |
5184. | William (bnuldun) | 94.38 | 96% | 2017-04-08 |
5185. | Larkiez (larkiez) | 94.37 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
5186. | Joey (joey1313) | 94.37 | 96% | 2019-05-11 |
5187. | Mikael (mahorkankasvattaja) | 94.36 | 98% | 2023-07-19 |
5188. | Connor (craposo7) | 94.36 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
5189. | greg (drsharc) | 94.36 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
5190. | Aztec (aztecmochi) | 94.35 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
5191. | Clayton (boxxylols) | 94.35 | 92% | 2016-05-20 |
5192. | Revan (revanchist) | 94.34 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
5193. | msiu (martinmksiu) | 94.34 | 83% | 2017-05-20 |
5194. | BushMaid (bushmaid) | 94.33 | 94% | 2015-12-09 |
5195. | badplayer (idk213) | 94.33 | 95% | 2022-07-18 |
5196. | Vagabond (omonbobo) | 94.33 | 100% | 2018-10-26 |
5197. | Kubalo (kubalo) | 94.33 | 96% | 2020-06-03 |
5198. | Vijay (pattisapu) | 94.33 | 91% | 2015-07-01 |
5199. | Alex (scorpion_563) | 94.33 | 97% | 2019-03-28 |
5200. | Richard (beingasian) | 94.32 | 93% | 2017-05-01 |
5201. | Kabera (rcdude27) | 94.32 | 96% | 2023-04-15 |
5202. | Miguel (migs985) | 94.32 | 98% | 2017-08-23 |
5203. | ♡ (dnatrixene135) | 94.32 | 93% | 2017-05-01 |
5204. | garbage (_the_bacon) | 94.31 | 95% | 2017-07-06 |
5205. | Ern Cheng (ernchenghoo) | 94.31 | 96.9% | 2023-12-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |