Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1864. | Hon (ramenman) | 81.93 | 95% | 2019-01-03 |
1865. | Anonymous (ballistic_kraken) | 81.93 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
1866. | Manuel (mannymnz) | 81.93 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
1867. | Ben (financialwar) | 81.92 | 99% | 2018-01-01 |
1868. | Kou (itsme1) | 81.91 | 98% | 2018-09-18 |
1869. | -ˏˋ 🌟 ˎˊ- (rektless) | 81.90 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
1870. | Albert (kneesweak) | 81.87 | 97% | 2018-06-05 |
1871. | Periwinkle (niknik2121) | 81.87 | 97% | 2019-10-03 |
1872. | Binh (wherewoof) | 81.85 | 98% | 2018-11-20 |
1873. | Hyunee (shlee) | 81.83 | 96% | 2019-10-10 |
1874. | Grey (greygod) | 81.82 | 96% | 2019-03-03 |
1875. | Mazhar Andalib (mazharandalib) | 81.81 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
1876. | Grimesby (grimesby) | 81.78 | 97% | 2018-04-22 |
1877. | \___Sailor___/ (stalker333) | 81.77 | 98% | 2018-08-24 |
1878. | uty (tisurend) | 81.77 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
1879. | 🤓 (ohumad) | 81.77 | 96% | 2018-09-15 |
1880. | Emanuel (mak6872123eo) | 81.76 | 98% | 2018-12-27 |
1881. | @lancehilliard (lancehilliard) | 81.73 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
1882. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 81.72 | 98% | 2018-08-11 |
1883. | Joel (jsandyt9) | 81.69 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
1884. | Jan (smilingjan) | 81.68 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
1885. | Isaac (irezey) | 81.67 | 96% | 2019-02-10 |
1886. | Thonycar (54tpb) | 81.66 | 97% | 2018-08-26 |
1887. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 81.66 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
1888. | Dylan (dangerdolan_) | 81.66 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
1889. | Ali (ali024) | 81.65 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
1890. | Frank (frank_thetank) | 81.65 | 98% | 2019-04-14 |
1891. | Cássio (ssscassio) | 81.63 | 97% | 2019-05-25 |
1892. | Mithril (mithrilda) | 81.62 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
1893. | Kex (kexlog) | 81.61 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |