So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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31643. | PonyTail (p0nytail) | 46.43 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
31644. | Odobasian (odobassian) | 46.43 | 94% | 2023-09-23 |
31645. | Nhok (nhokruakon) | 46.43 | 92% | 2012-07-25 |
31646. | Michelle (red_ember018) | 46.43 | — | 2009-06-27 |
31647. | Michae (mike18) | 46.42 | 94% | 2015-01-05 |
31648. | amar (internaal) | 46.42 | — | 2009-11-30 |
31649. | rifat (rifat) | 46.42 | — | 2009-03-23 |
31650. | Tom (csaboka) | 46.42 | — | 2010-08-20 |
31651. | Fariz (rafflez) | 46.41 | 95% | 2012-11-11 |
31652. | öznur (oznur) | 46.41 | 92% | 2015-03-17 |
31653. | Padmanava (univreaper) | 46.40 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
31654. | Argy (argy3918) | 46.40 | 95% | 2021-04-21 |
31655. | Andrew (acemcgee81) | 46.40 | 95% | 2014-10-27 |
31656. | avocadothefirst (avocadothe... | 46.39 | 94% | 2023-03-13 |
31657. | Angus (dicksack) | 46.39 | 95% | 2018-09-16 |
31658. | hajar (hajar) | 46.39 | 95% | 2012-03-08 |
31659. | 🍊 (orange426) | 46.38 | 94% | 2022-09-19 |
31660. | TAMIM BD (tamim9559) | 46.38 | 96% | 2022-12-26 |
31661. | Magnus (magei00) | 46.38 | 95% | 2021-03-13 |
31662. | Arivanandan (arivanandan) | 46.37 | 89% | 2012-08-20 |
31663. | Davis Tran (trandavis17) | 46.36 | 94% | 2023-08-30 |
31664. | David (davetheraver) | 46.36 | 89% | 2014-05-29 |
31665. | சிவா(Siva) (agssiva) | 46.36 | 95% | 2016-07-06 |
31666. | Ahmed (noor__ggggg_op) | 46.36 | 96% | 2022-09-20 |
31667. | Catumba (catumba) | 46.36 | 96% | 2015-03-02 |
31668. | Kif (kifm) | 46.36 | 92% | 2021-04-26 |
31669. | samuel (5487) | 46.36 | — | 2009-06-03 |
31670. | Muntasir (muntasir10mu) | 46.36 | 98% | 2018-05-21 |
31671. | Hassoni (hassoni) | 46.35 | 96% | 2023-03-05 |
31672. | Tater (strudle120) | 46.35 | 88% | 2013-01-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |