I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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970. | Matt (buckayow) | 88.54 | 95.4% | 2024-01-04 |
971. | Wali (captorcarbon) | 88.42 | 97.4% | 2023-09-22 |
972. | Zak938 (aaakribane131) | 88.40 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
973. | Dak (dokato) | 88.40 | 98.3% | 2023-10-25 |
974. | Feiran (taofifi11) | 88.38 | 97% | 2023-10-24 |
975. | Zobo (raynmetal) | 88.37 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
976. | Takatakatakatypetypetypetak... | 88.33 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
977. | MRLIAUW (mrliauw) | 88.32 | 96.1% | 2024-02-20 |
978. | tutnek (tutnek) | 88.32 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
979. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 88.29 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
980. | Austin (135792468) | 88.25 | 97.9% | 2024-01-07 |
981. | K1erz (k13rz) | 88.22 | 97.1% | 2023-10-30 |
982. | Gegug (gegug) | 88.15 | 96.3% | 2023-09-22 |
983. | 🥬 (freshkale_workman) | 88.15 | 96% | 2023-09-21 |
984. | TypingNoob (bekarihh) | 88.13 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
985. | Shaker (shaker_faker) | 88.10 | 96.2% | 2023-12-26 |
986. | Luke (lukejw99) | 88.09 | 97.9% | 2024-04-16 |
987. | Dextro (dextroaim) | 88.03 | 96% | 2024-02-22 |
988. | Yorn (yordelehihooo) | 88.02 | 98% | 2023-11-23 |
989. | Hannah (hannahcorona) | 88.02 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
990. | Neko (pippaola) | 88.01 | 97.9% | 2024-02-05 |
991. | Nyfo (nyfouno) | 88.00 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
992. | Peter (habibp) | 87.98 | 99% | 2023-04-15 |
993. | Viet (vietvhcr) | 87.95 | 98.3% | 2024-02-27 |
994. | ᴛᴀxɪ ᴅʀɪᴠᴇʀ ð... | 87.93 | 97.6% | 2023-10-21 |
995. | Jawed (cenachaingang) | 87.91 | 95% | 2024-02-17 |
996. | Heyhou (david73) | 87.87 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
997. | Abizer (abizern) | 87.85 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
998. | defski (bonkaholic) | 87.84 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
999. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 87.83 | 98% | 2023-06-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |