Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
5211. | kareem (i_recline) | 57.20 | 94% | 2020-10-30 |
5212. | Windsor (windsory) | 57.19 | 95% | 2018-11-20 |
5213. | tken (tken_tokyo) | 57.19 | 99% | 2017-07-22 |
5214. | Shar (sharburrus) | 57.18 | 95% | 2018-12-21 |
5215. | Andrei (andyspeed) | 57.16 | 95% | 2020-12-15 |
5216. | Alexander (helmers) | 57.14 | 94% | 2020-09-02 |
5217. | Null (chicken1996) | 57.14 | 94% | 2019-01-30 |
5218. | rain (qwimnetypes) | 57.12 | 95% | 2020-06-24 |
5219. | B (sploops) | 57.11 | 94% | 2020-07-21 |
5220. | Marcus (mctajc) | 57.11 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
5221. | Saif (kiptroti) | 57.11 | 95% | 2018-03-10 |
5222. | Math (faster_babe) | 57.08 | 98% | 2019-08-09 |
5223. | Noobiest (noobiestmaster) | 57.06 | 94% | 2020-10-17 |
5224. | Ben (at0m) | 57.06 | 95% | 2018-01-20 |
5225. | Alishan (zeloteo) | 57.04 | 94% | 2019-09-03 |
5226. | Saurabh (saurabh_bhan) | 57.04 | 95% | 2018-09-16 |
5227. | Loukas (loukatar) | 57.03 | 94% | 2020-11-27 |
5228. | Hemant (hemantyagi) | 57.03 | 98% | 2018-07-06 |
5229. | killian (killiyin) | 56.99 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
5230. | Miki ;) (miki_) | 56.98 | 96% | 2019-08-09 |
5231. | Ryuen (ryuenle) | 56.98 | 94% | 2018-02-28 |
5232. | Shubham (realshubhamjadhav) | 56.94 | 96% | 2020-06-16 |
5233. | Vuong (levuong0402) | 56.94 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
5234. | Kyle (orthocube) | 56.92 | 95% | 2017-12-24 |
5235. | Hello (julius1331) | 56.91 | 96% | 2018-11-17 |
5236. | Lachlan (cancer88) | 56.91 | 96% | 2020-09-08 |
5237. | Sarvo (reladric) | 56.91 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
5238. | Toowe (toowe) | 56.90 | 95% | 2020-07-30 |
5239. | David (wdnch) | 56.90 | 97% | 2018-06-21 |
5240. | onel (onel11) | 56.89 | 93% | 2018-09-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |