So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18235. | OldMcFarlane (oldmcfarlane) | 70.18 | — | 2009-06-01 |
18236. | delilah18 (delilah18) | 70.18 | — | 2010-11-27 |
18237. | Hello (neitrui) | 70.17 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
18238. | olololololol (pelel) | 70.17 | 95% | 2022-05-02 |
18239. | martin (martin642) | 70.17 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
18240. | Jose (jmagcalas) | 70.17 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
18241. | Argus (argus6031) | 70.17 | 94% | 2019-12-23 |
18242. | Hessi (hessijames) | 70.17 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
18243. | rand (rand10) | 70.17 | 88% | 2014-05-24 |
18244. | Marcey (pearlymarcey) | 70.17 | — | 2010-12-20 |
18245. | Hargreaves (hargreaves) | 70.17 | 96% | 2018-09-10 |
18246. | Boo_layout_noob (boolayoutn... | 70.16 | 99% | 2022-11-15 |
18247. | Marios1Gr (marios1gr) | 70.16 | 94% | 2021-09-15 |
18248. | Steven (coletrain_) | 70.16 | 94% | 2021-02-09 |
18249. | anthony (freesubs) | 70.16 | 97% | 2015-09-18 |
18250. | Pbev (pbev) | 70.16 | 89% | 2017-02-01 |
18251. | Clayton (laytopotato) | 70.15 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
18252. | NIcole (nrhicks11) | 70.15 | 95% | 2019-06-19 |
18253. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 70.15 | 96% | 2021-12-27 |
18254. | Blizzard (blizzardwindx) | 70.15 | 97% | 2020-07-10 |
18255. | Fang Kai (fangkailim) | 70.15 | 92% | 2014-08-22 |
18256. | Abhimanyu (a_bhimany_u) | 70.14 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
18257. | Kunal (boomlion) | 70.14 | 96.6% | 2023-10-14 |
18258. | Tushar (tushar23651) | 70.14 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
18259. | JS (cwr_sej) | 70.14 | 96% | 2022-04-30 |
18260. | t3firefox99 (t3firefox99) | 70.14 | 94% | 2016-03-18 |
18261. | Case (sauceman6913) | 70.14 | 97% | 2019-08-29 |
18262. | Junior (junior174) | 70.14 | 96% | 2012-01-26 |
18263. | Arvid (chilikorven) | 70.14 | 97% | 2017-06-05 |
18264. | Chase (chasericker) | 70.14 | 95% | 2015-05-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |