I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1358. | Parth (parthdwivedi) | 78.59 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
1359. | Ilia (ilyakleyman) | 78.54 | 97.9% | 2024-01-23 |
1360. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 78.54 | 96% | 2024-02-06 |
1361. | Macbeth! (macbeth__) | 78.53 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
1362. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 78.50 | 96% | 2023-07-21 |
1363. | Evandro (evandrocastro) | 78.50 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
1364. | Chris (prospa) | 78.46 | 96.6% | 2023-10-25 |
1365. | Gagan (gagan18) | 78.45 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
1366. | Aya (dinodance) | 78.36 | 96% | 2023-12-09 |
1367. | Seb (defaultseb) | 78.33 | 95% | 2023-08-08 |
1368. | Samsore (samsore) | 78.30 | 94% | 2024-01-02 |
1369. | tstats[ymagunn] (ymagunn) | 78.28 | 95.9% | 2024-03-14 |
1370. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 78.26 | 97.3% | 2023-10-25 |
1371. | Wayfair Cabinet (wayfair_ca... | 78.26 | 98% | 2024-01-05 |
1372. | Ayush (ayuza3k) | 78.25 | 96% | 2023-05-16 |
1373. | Ali (ali_pro) | 78.23 | 94.2% | 2023-11-18 |
1374. | Vu (kroken_keyboard) | 78.19 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
1375. | Big Albert (bigalbertpickle... | 78.17 | 95% | 2023-12-29 |
1376. | ahihi (kakacbx) | 78.10 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
1377. | Y3 (yyy333) | 78.09 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
1378. | Nam (nambct) | 78.01 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
1379. | juicyguidette (juicyguidette) | 77.94 | 96% | 2023-07-05 |
1380. | Bat (batdude) | 77.92 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
1381. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 77.78 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
1382. | aeternity (aeternity) | 77.74 | 95% | 2023-10-03 |
1383. | RED (red666) | 77.70 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
1384. | finedhe54 (finedhe54) | 77.68 | 94% | 2024-01-13 |
1385. | Chheung (chheung) | 77.68 | 96% | 2024-03-18 |
1386. | mikeeeee (typintypist) | 77.66 | 95% | 2023-04-30 |
1387. | Shane (shanef) | 77.66 | 95% | 2023-11-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |