As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10796. | whattywhat (whattywhat) | 78.61 | 99% | 2016-09-29 |
10797. | Blue (terry25031069) | 78.61 | 97% | 2022-02-18 |
10798. | Manel (mrnuke) | 78.61 | 98% | 2022-01-02 |
10799. | Kangaroo (kangaroocruz) | 78.60 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
10800. | tstats[flashsop] (flashsop) | 78.60 | 97.2% | 2023-10-14 |
10801. | Adi33 (aditutu69) | 78.60 | 93% | 2015-06-01 |
10802. | Jen (jdangela2) | 78.59 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
10803. | hinayko (dirikoduwa) | 78.59 | 98% | 2020-07-13 |
10804. | Colin (colinhoh03) | 78.59 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
10805. | Wither (witherik) | 78.59 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
10806. | Roy (royroyking) | 78.59 | 95% | 2021-05-28 |
10807. | IChun (lighttodie) | 78.59 | 96% | 2017-12-18 |
10808. | Yantro (yantro) | 78.58 | 96% | 2022-05-11 |
10809. | Jeffrey (jeffreytht) | 78.58 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
10810. | Oliver (oliabe) | 78.58 | 95% | 2016-10-10 |
10811. | Heath (heathcorp) | 78.57 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
10812. | Theo (sharkhead2) | 78.56 | 95% | 2023-05-07 |
10813. | Ren (yu_renier35) | 78.56 | 98% | 2023-11-20 |
10814. | Kowalski (kowalskichris) | 78.56 | 97% | 2024-03-20 |
10815. | Hughie (pynfirnite) | 78.56 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
10816. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 78.56 | 94% | 2016-01-15 |
10817. | S (swert) | 78.55 | 98% | 2022-11-16 |
10818. | Bradshaw (ripshawryan) | 78.55 | 99% | 2023-09-19 |
10819. | MrDot (mr_dot) | 78.55 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
10820. | Alicia (aliciamichele) | 78.55 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
10821. | Manraj (man_123lama) | 78.55 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
10822. | anon (nootathotep) | 78.54 | 96% | 2018-06-07 |
10823. | Adam (hodowcaowiec) | 78.54 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
10824. | mike (godlykanadian) | 78.54 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
10825. | not actually Khalid (khalid... | 78.54 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |