What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
Active since December 10, 2017.
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1761. | Honey (thehoneyinspector) | 74.33 | 95% | 2019-05-15 |
1762. | WaffleAbs (waffleabs) | 74.32 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
1763. | Ken (kssanchez1989) | 74.31 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
1764. | Andrew (andrew_the_guy) | 74.31 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
1765. | SlowTyper (flextypist) | 74.31 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
1766. | lrr13 (lrr13) | 74.30 | 96% | 2019-05-21 |
1767. | Jonathan (panicmanic) | 74.30 | 97% | 2018-08-27 |
1768. | Drake (bottd) | 74.29 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
1769. | Attulo (attulo) | 74.26 | 96% | 2019-11-17 |
1770. | Gagan (gagan18) | 74.25 | 95% | 2020-09-22 |
1771. | Thusthus (gmdliam) | 74.23 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
1772. | arz (arzr) | 74.21 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
1773. | kareem (ringsofsilence) | 74.17 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
1774. | Hessi (hessijames) | 74.14 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
1775. | James (wnston) | 74.14 | 95% | 2020-08-16 |
1776. | icosaedru (achimia) | 74.10 | 98% | 2018-09-16 |
1777. | Kevin (kjax) | 74.09 | 97% | 2019-12-30 |
1778. | matt (matterz5) | 74.07 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
1779. | Michael (ptefisher) | 74.05 | 95% | 2020-07-28 |
1780. | Admiral (admiralkurfurst) | 74.05 | 94% | 2020-04-30 |
1781. | Sun (sunflower61) | 74.03 | 96% | 2020-05-04 |
1782. | Jerald (j___g) | 74.02 | 94% | 2019-08-17 |
1783. | Joel (joel88c) | 73.97 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
1784. | Wayne (retroweezy) | 73.94 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
1785. | Jackie (cheerfulmusical) | 73.91 | 97% | 2018-03-12 |
1786. | matt (w_dyer) | 73.90 | 96% | 2020-01-22 |
1787. | Vellutia (vellutia) | 73.88 | 96% | 2020-04-10 |
1788. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 73.87 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
1789. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 73.86 | 98% | 2019-03-30 |
1790. | Kacper (smonkie) | 73.84 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
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Default (English) | 3,483 | 97.03 | December 10, 2017 |
New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |