So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9430. | nassi (l4htaaja) | 86.39 | 95% | 2016-02-25 |
9431. | Rachel (warm_diarrhea) | 86.39 | — | 2009-02-13 |
9432. | o (seticl) | 86.38 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
9433. | Adam (adamcapo) | 86.38 | — | 2009-03-30 |
9434. | midtrac (midtrac) | 86.37 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
9435. | name999 (name_999) | 86.37 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
9436. | Abdriano (abdrian0) | 86.37 | 96% | 2023-03-04 |
9437. | Kevin (soccerkevin11) | 86.37 | 94% | 2013-07-24 |
9438. | \ (wozby) | 86.37 | 96% | 2014-04-25 |
9439. | Queen (queen_charmin) | 86.37 | 92% | 2015-08-22 |
9440. | Jack (iviagicjack) | 86.37 | 98% | 2014-04-29 |
9441. | Jester (cypher26) | 86.37 | 92% | 2016-04-11 |
9442. | Primaski (primaltare) | 86.36 | 94% | 2016-04-14 |
9443. | Lu (fuji_puji) | 86.36 | 98% | 2020-02-15 |
9444. | Mico (oopswoops) | 86.36 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
9445. | Brisco County (briscocounty) | 86.36 | — | 2009-03-26 |
9446. | Playm4ker (playm4ker) | 86.35 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
9447. | Kimberly (kimberlynf) | 86.35 | 99% | 2017-12-01 |
9448. | samuel (samuelhalim12) | 86.35 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
9449. | Jordan (jagmasta259) | 86.35 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
9450. | inlaidwater (inlaidwater) | 86.35 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
9451. | Josh (itztaayoooo) | 86.35 | 90% | 2015-05-29 |
9452. | craig (2c2c) | 86.35 | 95% | 2013-04-12 |
9453. | Dziobak (dziobak) | 86.34 | 95% | 2022-01-19 |
9454. | Cassy (cassy227) | 86.34 | 98.2% | 2021-02-12 |
9455. | adam (ez11) | 86.34 | 94% | 2012-10-31 |
9456. | Romir (mod_rombus) | 86.33 | 96% | 2023-02-28 |
9457. | Tommy (treemantom) | 86.33 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
9458. | Aoki (dragonsnake) | 86.33 | 96% | 2014-08-14 |
9459. | prgobet (prgobet) | 86.33 | 96% | 2013-06-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |