So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18940. | Minh Hieu (rockerhieu) | 69.03 | — | 2009-01-06 |
18941. | myoldryn (myoldryn) | 69.03 | — | 2010-11-28 |
18942. | santosh (svs0395) | 69.02 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
18943. | Tal (tkalderon) | 69.02 | 95% | 2021-12-28 |
18944. | A.A.Fouad (snkpl) | 69.02 | 96% | 2022-02-08 |
18945. | Marwin (luntram) | 69.02 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
18946. | cmath (chrismath) | 69.02 | 96.6% | 2021-02-02 |
18947. | Jed (jedmedina) | 69.02 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
18948. | Heather (hla24) | 69.02 | 92% | 2014-03-27 |
18949. | Andy (qlutcha) | 69.02 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
18950. | Marstam (marstam) | 69.01 | 95% | 2023-06-13 |
18951. | Eenus (eenus) | 69.01 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
18952. | gegg (guy_sama) | 69.01 | 95% | 2021-08-04 |
18953. | Gretchen (gretchenross) | 69.01 | — | 2008-08-15 |
18954. | Jack (twitch_unsigned_jack) | 69.01 | 96.6% | 2021-01-28 |
18955. | Elie (alicito) | 69.01 | — | 2009-11-19 |
18956. | kepa (kepa) | 69.00 | — | 2009-10-13 |
18957. | TheSlammed (theslammed) | 69.00 | 95% | 2023-09-25 |
18958. | LAO (legendoflaohan) | 69.00 | 99% | 2023-04-24 |
18959. | Andy (andys810) | 69.00 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
18960. | Ace (acechow) | 69.00 | 97% | 2018-02-23 |
18961. | Amanda (uhmanduh) | 69.00 | — | 2009-11-26 |
18962. | Marcin (redgda) | 69.00 | 97% | 2011-12-31 |
18963. | Montri (maowmaow) | 69.00 | 96% | 2016-04-22 |
18964. | cinnamoroll (famvicfv) | 69.00 | 95% | 2012-11-04 |
18965. | Your Mother (alldubs) | 68.99 | 96% | 2022-09-17 |
18966. | SmokeChase (smokechase) | 68.99 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
18967. | Ben-Dvorak (ben851dvorak) | 68.99 | 96% | 2023-09-29 |
18968. | Empirix (empirix) | 68.99 | 96% | 2021-10-05 |
18969. | Ben (bunjow) | 68.99 | — | 2009-03-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |