As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15338. | ashaq (ashaq.bhat@yahoo.com) | 67.40 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
15339. | Chelseyana (chelseyana) | 67.39 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
15340. | FP31 (fp31) | 67.39 | 99% | 2022-06-04 |
15341. | Cerberos (zephyroth) | 67.39 | 95% | 2018-10-26 |
15342. | James (cooplion) | 67.39 | 97% | 2015-09-18 |
15343. | Kayena (tikktikkboom) | 67.39 | 95% | 2017-11-02 |
15344. | ariferrari (ariferrari) | 67.39 | 94% | 2016-08-18 |
15345. | sam (grommok) | 67.39 | 93% | 2017-05-05 |
15346. | Anshu (put_your_head_on_my_... | 67.38 | 96% | 2023-03-11 |
15347. | Muhammad (mharoon0) | 67.38 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
15348. | Jack (jsdsparky) | 67.37 | 94% | 2022-09-16 |
15349. | akram (akrambr) | 67.37 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
15350. | Ronnie (censeo) | 67.37 | 95% | 2016-05-29 |
15351. | Zack (typewithnohands) | 67.36 | 97% | 2018-03-07 |
15352. | Ayuxh (raix29) | 67.36 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
15353. | OblivionGlisor (gliscor2004) | 67.35 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
15354. | Kevin (kensvin28) | 67.34 | 97% | 2023-08-07 |
15355. | Randy (randyli) | 67.34 | 95.4% | 2023-10-15 |
15356. | Harsh Jain (yourharshu) | 67.34 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
15357. | Abdul Hannan (detective_ahg) | 67.34 | 96% | 2022-11-10 |
15358. | Eddie (ger_eddie) | 67.34 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
15359. | Alex (alexklaus) | 67.34 | 98% | 2015-06-29 |
15360. | niaw junior (niawjunior) | 67.34 | 95% | 2017-04-14 |
15361. | ImranKhanZindabad (asadjani) | 67.33 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
15362. | Matthew (blayzed93) | 67.33 | 95% | 2017-09-08 |
15363. | Matt (goragon) | 67.33 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
15364. | Artymis (artemistdm) | 67.33 | 85% | 2015-11-26 |
15365. | Nathan (nazx5) | 67.32 | 97.6% | 2023-10-08 |
15366. | Seth (freakinwicked) | 67.32 | 90% | 2016-07-17 |
15367. | Kasey (kasebear) | 67.32 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |