As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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21030. | Nich (squiddyjohnlong) | 51.27 | 96% | 2019-03-27 |
21031. | Denford (setnicknameto) | 51.26 | 95% | 2018-11-28 |
21032. | Chirp (chirpflewgone) | 51.26 | 99% | 2021-09-22 |
21033. | Jackson (wakeywaky) | 51.26 | 95% | 2019-05-01 |
21034. | eh (patricklie) | 51.26 | 92% | 2020-08-10 |
21035. | starvig (thomshi) | 51.25 | 95% | 2019-01-26 |
21036. | kris (kriskarm) | 51.25 | 96% | 2016-09-12 |
21037. | ジョンジョンジョン... | 51.25 | 89% | 2016-10-12 |
21038. | adilet_ (adilet_524) | 51.24 | 93% | 2022-09-05 |
21039. | Pan314 (pan314) | 51.24 | 91% | 2017-01-22 |
21040. | Nguyen (nguyepham) | 51.22 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
21041. | Fsociety (as77) | 51.22 | 95% | 2021-02-28 |
21042. | olivia (olivianay) | 51.22 | 93% | 2015-04-16 |
21043. | Anand (perlaanand) | 51.21 | 95% | 2022-06-06 |
21044. | eigo (eigo) | 51.21 | 94% | 2016-08-03 |
21045. | Gerard (clant) | 51.21 | 93% | 2015-12-15 |
21046. | Meredith (merelydith) | 51.20 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
21047. | Spraito (spraito) | 51.20 | 96% | 2021-02-14 |
21048. | NG (kenny12921292) | 51.20 | 97% | 2016-12-01 |
21049. | JOMAMA (secks) | 51.19 | 98% | 2017-01-03 |
21050. | Tommy (richtomfo) | 51.19 | 92% | 2015-12-23 |
21051. | slowwwwwwwwww (catalyst1985) | 51.15 | 96% | 2015-12-28 |
21052. | Abraham (chaos_36) | 51.14 | 81% | 2016-09-04 |
21053. | karate kid (karatekid7) | 51.14 | 95.8% | 2021-02-05 |
21054. | Zayan (z_a_y_a_n) | 51.14 | 94% | 2021-01-10 |
21055. | BOB (mgfdsrt) | 51.13 | 94% | 2016-09-26 |
21056. | Julian (julianeadie) | 51.13 | 94% | 2021-11-05 |
21057. | Ujjwal (gurkha) | 51.13 | 95% | 2017-07-24 |
21058. | boston (bahdeng) | 51.13 | 92% | 2015-04-03 |
21059. | LEvian (levian7299) | 51.13 | 95% | 2018-12-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |