Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,187 | 77.42 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 49.38 | August 1, 2020 |