The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13200. | Mip (mipsuperk) | 82.45 | 92% | 2011-11-14 |
13201. | Sōsuke Aizen (seedfactor) | 82.45 | 92% | 2013-10-02 |
13202. | RaceZilla (racezilla) | 82.44 | 94% | 2014-09-30 |
13203. | Chris (cprokopiak) | 82.44 | — | 2010-03-31 |
13204. | Julien (julienzd) | 82.44 | 93% | 2016-06-23 |
13205. | Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) | 82.44 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
13206. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 82.44 | 97.7% | 2023-10-26 |
13207. | Rowe (cubechild1) | 82.44 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
13208. | deutero (deutero) | 82.43 | 96% | 2011-08-16 |
13209. | Will (sinnful43) | 82.43 | 94% | 2014-10-16 |
13210. | Derek (dths03) | 82.43 | 95% | 2011-11-26 |
13211. | Nicofcof (nicofcof) | 82.43 | 97% | 2017-11-26 |
13212. | JudasCleric (judascleric) | 82.43 | 99% | 2013-02-04 |
13213. | Jimmy♔ (wujt) | 82.42 | 94% | 2014-08-01 |
13214. | Manik2375 (manik2375) | 82.42 | 97% | 2023-06-26 |
13215. | Cache (cachemonet) | 82.42 | 98% | 2022-09-11 |
13216. | Free (just_free2318) | 82.41 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
13217. | pizza (jsoccerdude@msn.com) | 82.41 | 94% | 2014-01-13 |
13218. | Kevin (thedujin) | 82.41 | 94% | 2016-12-24 |
13219. | Emma (applepaii) | 82.41 | — | 2010-09-29 |
13220. | Regaining (amirpci) | 82.41 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
13221. | Niklas (repent) | 82.41 | 96% | 2014-11-03 |
13222. | Abdulrahman (wasd1234) | 82.40 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
13223. | olololololol (pelel) | 82.40 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
13224. | phinfinity (phinfinity) | 82.40 | 94% | 2014-01-11 |
13225. | go_fk (yourself_buddy) | 82.40 | — | 2009-03-09 |
13226. | hissi (hissi) | 82.40 | 96% | 2019-07-22 |
13227. | Kylee (cheyna) | 82.39 | 94% | 2015-08-25 |
13228. | Darren (darrencst) | 82.39 | 91% | 2013-07-19 |
13229. | David (styrofoamboots) | 82.39 | 95% | 2012-03-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |