As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1135. | tipsyPLC (tipsyplc) | 119.95 | 99% | 2022-12-14 |
1136. | Jeremy (Jerm) (xjerm_) | 119.94 | 94% | 2017-01-09 |
1137. | tebond (tebond) | 119.91 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
1138. | Scott (adiversion) | 119.89 | 98% | 2019-11-08 |
1139. | Daniel (d_nny) | 119.87 | 98.2% | 2021-02-19 |
1140. | Jacques (jacquesjacques) | 119.87 | 97% | 2017-04-12 |
1141. | Akirus (akirusk) | 119.86 | 99% | 2021-01-19 |
1142. | Skippy (skippy9) | 119.84 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
1143. | Jumz (mrpaperman) | 119.81 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
1144. | Elvis (krewe11a) | 119.78 | 94% | 2015-09-19 |
1145. | Clément (clement001) | 119.78 | 97% | 2017-01-03 |
1146. | (loom981) | 119.77 | 100% | 2021-04-15 |
1147. | Hansol (hansol) | 119.77 | 96% | 2015-04-26 |
1148. | kinetic (kineticwab) | 119.76 | 92% | 2015-10-12 |
1149. | Jan (janlonden) | 119.75 | 96% | 2015-11-09 |
1150. | Cramp (crampdg) | 119.72 | 99% | 2023-03-08 |
1151. | FREE PALESTINE (jubblies) | 119.69 | 97% | 2016-04-07 |
1152. | Guest (catg0ty0urlung) | 119.69 | 99% | 2023-02-10 |
1153. | Oni (hayaii) | 119.63 | 96% | 2015-12-18 |
1154. | Slow X (hhehe) | 119.62 | 98% | 2023-12-26 |
1155. | coolfission (coolfission) | 119.62 | 99% | 2022-05-07 |
1156. | nizika (shouronpou) | 119.59 | 98% | 2023-11-07 |
1157. | Pacific Monk (pacificmonk) | 119.56 | 99% | 2024-05-28 |
1158. | Emily (emilythesinger) | 119.54 | 100% | 2016-01-01 |
1159. | USA USA USA (infowars_com) | 119.52 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
1160. | Falcon467 (falcon467) | 119.49 | 99% | 2020-06-28 |
1161. | Rayan (rayan_pathan) | 119.44 | 99% | 2019-05-01 |
1162. | (bummered) | 119.44 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
1163. | majah (majhatiger) | 119.42 | 100% | 2022-06-30 |
1164. | Pratik (dudepc) | 119.40 | 99.5% | 2024-05-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |