As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8917. | Gideon (gwong97) | 83.34 | 94% | 2016-12-21 |
8918. | Roy (roypon11) | 83.33 | 94% | 2016-01-26 |
8919. | Sandra (sandra_gun) | 83.33 | 94% | 2015-10-20 |
8920. | dinqissa (dinqissa) | 83.32 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
8921. | percocets167 (prxnxcb) | 83.32 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
8922. | Max (chariotrider) | 83.32 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
8923. | Darien (devonent) | 83.32 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
8924. | Adrian (bobsgotepicskills) | 83.32 | 96% | 2022-08-11 |
8925. | Jay (rabidgoose) | 83.32 | 95% | 2015-06-05 |
8926. | Shut (ihavekillaura) | 83.32 | 95% | 2019-03-12 |
8927. | Polymathic Kitteh (aurash) | 83.32 | 96% | 2015-09-21 |
8928. | Rachael (rachael123456) | 83.31 | 99% | 2023-11-03 |
8929. | mouse (endotheca) | 83.31 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
8930. | Brian (briansu) | 83.31 | 97.3% | 2021-02-17 |
8931. | Edlue (edlue) | 83.31 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
8932. | Susie (susieq22) | 83.31 | 94% | 2018-02-10 |
8933. | Russellazy (russellazy) | 83.30 | 97% | 2021-11-13 |
8934. | Hemant (hemu_sakunde) | 83.30 | 96% | 2023-01-01 |
8935. | Rahul (rsrahul1000) | 83.30 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
8936. | [jtucci] (jtucci) | 83.30 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
8937. | Aldin (aldebog) | 83.30 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
8938. | Josh (retrodaredevil) | 83.30 | 99% | 2017-12-27 |
8939. | Jacob (jacotaco) | 83.29 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
8940. | Dharma (cdharmateja) | 83.29 | 98% | 2023-05-23 |
8941. | not (not_vidhu) | 83.29 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
8942. | Kylee (cheyna) | 83.29 | 96% | 2015-09-04 |
8943. | Srinivas (srini_iitkgp) | 83.29 | 93% | 2017-04-30 |
8944. | Max (astounding_archer) | 83.28 | 96% | 2018-08-27 |
8945. | Penguin (superpenguin9) | 83.28 | 99% | 2021-06-24 |
8946. | bea (bea901) | 83.28 | 98% | 2021-02-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |