As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15289. | Wiserguy (viceroy397) | 67.40 | 97% | 2023-06-02 |
15290. | IMZA (runawayse) | 67.40 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
15291. | Karston (karstonjim) | 67.40 | 95.6% | 2021-03-02 |
15292. | Jerry (moon_pork98) | 67.40 | 97.1% | 2021-01-29 |
15293. | The (anuj26022001) | 67.40 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
15294. | Sardorbek (batiskaf) | 67.40 | 96% | 2019-12-14 |
15295. | ashaq (ashaq.bhat@yahoo.com) | 67.40 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
15296. | Chelseyana (chelseyana) | 67.39 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
15297. | FP31 (fp31) | 67.39 | 99% | 2022-06-04 |
15298. | Cerberos (zephyroth) | 67.39 | 95% | 2018-10-26 |
15299. | James (cooplion) | 67.39 | 97% | 2015-09-18 |
15300. | Kayena (tikktikkboom) | 67.39 | 95% | 2017-11-02 |
15301. | ariferrari (ariferrari) | 67.39 | 94% | 2016-08-18 |
15302. | sam (grommok) | 67.39 | 93% | 2017-05-05 |
15303. | Anshu (put_your_head_on_my_... | 67.38 | 96% | 2023-03-11 |
15304. | Muhammad (mharoon0) | 67.38 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
15305. | Jack (jsdsparky) | 67.37 | 94% | 2022-09-16 |
15306. | akram (akrambr) | 67.37 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
15307. | Ronnie (censeo) | 67.37 | 95% | 2016-05-29 |
15308. | Zack (typewithnohands) | 67.36 | 97% | 2018-03-07 |
15309. | Ayuxh (raix29) | 67.36 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
15310. | OblivionGlisor (gliscor2004) | 67.35 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
15311. | Kevin (kensvin28) | 67.34 | 97% | 2023-08-07 |
15312. | Randy (randyli) | 67.34 | 95.4% | 2023-10-15 |
15313. | Harsh Jain (yourharshu) | 67.34 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
15314. | Abdul Hannan (detective_ahg) | 67.34 | 96% | 2022-11-10 |
15315. | Eddie (ger_eddie) | 67.34 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
15316. | Alex (alexklaus) | 67.34 | 98% | 2015-06-29 |
15317. | niaw junior (niawjunior) | 67.34 | 95% | 2017-04-14 |
15318. | ImranKhanZindabad (asadjani) | 67.33 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |