You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
745 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
2249. | (you) (user_phil) | 62.78 | 97% | 2019-02-04 |
2250. | Kelli (kellil08) | 62.75 | 98% | 2018-12-27 |
2251. | Konrad (smoedi) | 62.70 | 95% | 2019-11-23 |
2252. | Mookk (junshimada) | 62.68 | 92% | 2019-03-19 |
2253. | Dean (mtgapless) | 62.59 | 95.1% | 2023-11-10 |
2254. | shaun (shaunbot_123) | 62.55 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
2255. | Jimi (jimi_io) | 62.45 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
2256. | Tyler (comeaux) | 62.44 | 95% | 2018-01-15 |
2257. | Muhammad (muhammadshahid) | 62.31 | 96% | 2018-05-19 |
2258. | jay (jay1212) | 62.22 | 96% | 2019-02-04 |
2259. | Matt (gimmethekeys) | 61.99 | 95% | 2019-12-01 |
2260. | arthas (arthas_) | 61.93 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
2261. | Vitalya (recklesss) | 61.87 | 95% | 2020-11-24 |
2262. | 🏍🚀Boss🚀✈ (racerb... | 61.75 | 96% | 2019-10-02 |
2263. | Satnam 😃 (satnam9781) | 61.54 | 96% | 2019-12-30 |
2264. | Drew (am350809) | 61.33 | 97% | 2018-04-04 |
2265. | Spencer (jraulston) | 61.22 | 94% | 2019-02-14 |
2266. | Basel (baselb) | 61.11 | 95% | 2019-01-29 |
2267. | Ivan (wankata123) | 61.07 | 95% | 2018-03-24 |
2268. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 61.06 | 95% | 2019-01-26 |
2269. | Viacheslav (krevetko) | 60.91 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
2270. | Omar (decapod) | 60.91 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
2271. | Kardo (kardoj) | 60.84 | 96% | 2017-12-17 |
2272. | Mikko (mkrk) | 60.83 | 96% | 2018-08-02 |
2273. | Hao (codh) | 60.82 | 98% | 2018-10-18 |
2274. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 60.81 | 94% | 2020-03-30 |
2275. | BananaPie1254TN (bananapie1... | 60.58 | 95% | 2018-05-04 |
2276. | Prossy (prossy_164) | 60.54 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
2277. | ahmedtype (ahmedtype) | 60.53 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
2278. | John (bragodel) | 60.52 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |