As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7444. | Hippy (snackmalatavgranadah... | 87.29 | 93% | 2015-04-17 |
7445. | julian (julian2211) | 87.28 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
7446. | Taejas (taejas) | 87.28 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
7447. | Josh (joshc4) | 87.28 | 91% | 2017-05-16 |
7448. | Jonathan (hyperus) | 87.28 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
7449. | Salttynooooodles (salttynoo... | 87.28 | 97.5% | 2021-02-07 |
7450. | Liam (number406) | 87.27 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
7451. | TJ (timothyjan) | 87.27 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
7452. | Andre (dreson03) | 87.27 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
7453. | Nate (ultimatedew) | 87.27 | 96% | 2015-05-25 |
7454. | Ra (rayap1010) | 87.27 | 99.3% | 2024-01-23 |
7455. | Doiv (doiv23) | 87.27 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
7456. | slim (fivefour) | 87.27 | 94% | 2015-12-25 |
7457. | HamP (hamzaabamboo) | 87.26 | 96% | 2016-10-03 |
7458. | Guest (tleclerc) | 87.25 | 96.6% | 2023-11-08 |
7459. | Harry (txharry) | 87.25 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
7460. | Paul (wildwhitenacho) | 87.24 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
7461. | Matthew (kylehyde) | 87.24 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
7462. | Vela (somkungza) | 87.24 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
7463. | Thunder (jebanegash) | 87.24 | 96% | 2023-03-25 |
7464. | Johnny (jharold) | 87.24 | 98% | 2021-05-02 |
7465. | Avery (avylazyboy) | 87.24 | 97% | 2016-06-14 |
7466. | Benjamin (xlr8or) | 87.23 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
7467. | sdr4wkc48 (sdr4wkc48) | 87.23 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
7468. | Brian (herroly) | 87.23 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
7469. | active_echo (active_echo) | 87.22 | 98% | 2024-02-13 |
7470. | Mhm (mhmbarko) | 87.22 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
7471. | Conor (magevonor) | 87.22 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
7472. | wkwk (mocheeezzz) | 87.22 | 98% | 2021-08-14 |
7473. | Keagan (ngerks) | 87.22 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |