So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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23290. | KillaPage (killapage) | 61.85 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
23291. | Sarang (type_away) | 61.85 | 88% | 2016-04-01 |
23292. | dvorak_beginner (dvorak_beg... | 61.85 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
23293. | jimmy_toes (jimmy_toes) | 61.84 | — | 2011-02-03 |
23294. | Erik (glo0w) | 61.84 | 93% | 2013-06-04 |
23295. | AmbrosiA (ambrosialeeann) | 61.84 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
23296. | Will (will3214) | 61.84 | 96% | 2015-10-31 |
23297. | Dusty (dblack0823) | 61.84 | 97% | 2016-01-07 |
23298. | Simon (simon_jester) | 61.84 | 95.9% | 2021-03-02 |
23299. | Savannah (peaches39) | 61.84 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
23300. | Miza (xeroixix123) | 61.84 | 95% | 2020-09-09 |
23301. | hafiz (6ixski) | 61.84 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
23302. | Narmi (typer_im) | 61.84 | 98% | 2013-07-31 |
23303. | Luca (maverik) | 61.84 | — | 2008-11-15 |
23304. | Cristi (cristicatalan) | 61.83 | 97.6% | 2023-10-18 |
23305. | Harsha (harshatalla) | 61.83 | 97% | 2014-10-25 |
23306. | Benny (candye) | 61.82 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
23307. | Shrish (shrish007) | 61.82 | 92% | 2016-02-22 |
23308. | Jerome (jerome251998) | 61.82 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
23309. | Jayanth (bigjay) | 61.82 | — | 2009-03-21 |
23310. | master (yunan_elfath) | 61.82 | 87% | 2017-01-28 |
23311. | Josh (thefrownwillgetu) | 61.82 | 96% | 2014-10-12 |
23312. | Kai Jun (kaijunchua) | 61.81 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
23313. | Gilbert (gargoyletabbi) | 61.81 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
23314. | Kingslayer (whybridv) | 61.81 | 95% | 2022-04-16 |
23315. | Aise (ryen_th) | 61.81 | 98% | 2020-05-02 |
23316. | Aaron (magicsauce) | 61.81 | 93% | 2015-06-09 |
23317. | Justin (razorx360) | 61.81 | 96% | 2017-10-31 |
23318. | mengo (schmooptheguy) | 61.81 | 96% | 2018-08-06 |
23319. | Federer (wongchunlambenjamin) | 61.80 | 97% | 2013-10-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |