As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
6879. | Onur (okuru) | 89.00 | 98% | 2016-06-08 |
6880. | Pasindu (lordpc) | 89.00 | 89% | 2015-10-30 |
6881. | Elizabeth (shiiteeyes) | 89.00 | 96% | 2016-03-22 |
6882. | ಠ_ರೃ Don Vito (nerdyn... | 89.00 | 99% | 2019-04-18 |
6883. | dust in the wind (ditw) | 89.00 | 97% | 2015-12-11 |
6884. | No Mistakes (apsnacks) | 89.00 | 99% | 2019-07-21 |
6885. | Fabijan (bifazg) | 88.99 | 90% | 2016-04-05 |
6886. | Vodon (vodon) | 88.99 | 96.7% | 2023-12-09 |
6887. | ore (orezee) | 88.99 | 98% | 2017-11-24 |
6888. | copter28 (copter28) | 88.99 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
6889. | They don't know me son (war... | 88.99 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
6890. | Vytautas (brain5ide) | 88.99 | 99% | 2015-08-03 |
6891. | Francisco (franciscotii) | 88.98 | 98% | 2023-09-17 |
6892. | Do-Hyun (dkim00) | 88.98 | 99% | 2021-03-12 |
6893. | Andrew (andrewdvorak) | 88.98 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
6894. | Mack (mlewis2018) | 88.98 | 98% | 2019-03-08 |
6895. | da_B0mba (da_b0mba) | 88.97 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
6896. | Danijel (danerulz) | 88.97 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
6897. | mrbean (mrbean1) | 88.97 | 98.5% | 2023-11-11 |
6898. | Long (longhuynh98) | 88.97 | 96% | 2021-07-08 |
6899. | MUPH (muphine) | 88.97 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
6900. | Jaffri (jeffli2000) | 88.97 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
6901. | Heorhii (heorhii_hryhorov) | 88.97 | 98% | 2024-02-02 |
6902. | simon (i_am_simon) | 88.96 | 94% | 2015-05-17 |
6903. | Justyn (justynb) | 88.96 | 97% | 2017-01-25 |
6904. | mindsight (mindsight912) | 88.95 | 97% | 2023-05-23 |
6905. | PMA (pmajellies) | 88.95 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
6906. | Gabe (roastedleather) | 88.95 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
6907. | gloria (glorialostthegame) | 88.94 | 95% | 2021-05-19 |
6908. | Brett (brettshaw) | 88.94 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |