So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16016. | King (kingshantha) | 73.91 | 94% | 2015-10-09 |
16017. | DollaBillYo (dollabill_yo@y... | 73.91 | 99% | 2013-08-07 |
16018. | Juan Miguel (migzmigzmigz) | 73.90 | 91% | 2012-10-18 |
16019. | Lava (lavadice) | 73.90 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
16020. | Carl (carlalalala) | 73.90 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
16021. | ㅤ (bazar397) | 73.90 | 99% | 2021-06-23 |
16022. | DeSparta (desparta) | 73.89 | 96% | 2016-02-09 |
16023. | John (zonage) | 73.89 | 92% | 2013-12-17 |
16024. | Its Me (infinityyt) | 73.89 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
16025. | patembe (patembe) | 73.89 | — | 2010-09-19 |
16026. | Reaver (donk223y) | 73.89 | 88% | 2014-10-22 |
16027. | lele (lelelawar310) | 73.88 | 98% | 2023-06-15 |
16028. | gusss (ursu718) | 73.88 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
16029. | David (davidgilbarte) | 73.88 | 95% | 2021-04-14 |
16030. | Ice (ice_relentless) | 73.88 | 95% | 2017-02-28 |
16031. | Bring Them Home (aloni4u) | 73.88 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
16032. | Ricky (rickybach) | 73.87 | 92% | 2015-04-06 |
16033. | God'sFavSon (alex50k) | 73.87 | 95% | 2023-07-05 |
16034. | 光次郎 (koujiro) | 73.87 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
16035. | Masayuki (masamugu123) | 73.87 | 96% | 2018-04-09 |
16036. | Duy (scorpiontdvc) | 73.87 | — | 2009-12-20 |
16037. | Kabir (kabirbaidhya) | 73.87 | 98% | 2015-10-13 |
16038. | Ji (jeeble) | 73.87 | — | 2011-04-02 |
16039. | Solitude (gifoimir) | 73.87 | 92% | 2011-09-19 |
16040. | Dillon (dillon_p) | 73.86 | 96% | 2023-04-30 |
16041. | Alfy (bluealfy1509) | 73.86 | — | 2009-11-18 |
16042. | Tom (himmat1005) | 73.86 | 95% | 2017-04-08 |
16043. | Sebastien (hman45321) | 73.85 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
16044. | julian (jihadijulian) | 73.85 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
16045. | Bat-Amgalan (mambatukaa) | 73.85 | 95% | 2022-08-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |