The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14929. | Critical (malfunction1) | 79.28 | 97% | 2019-02-11 |
14930. | saladie (saladie) | 79.28 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
14931. | andrew (vargonium) | 79.28 | 93% | 2012-12-06 |
14932. | Ransg (ransg) | 79.28 | 94% | 2016-05-07 |
14933. | Blake (btriana) | 79.28 | 86% | 2013-06-23 |
14934. | Gabe (cybersaur) | 79.27 | 97% | 2018-09-23 |
14935. | Tasha (tashadimps) | 79.27 | 96% | 2012-07-20 |
14936. | lRaml (lsomeonel) | 79.27 | 98% | 2020-07-25 |
14937. | Daphnouilles (daphnouilles) | 79.27 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
14938. | Matti (laakos) | 79.27 | — | 2009-10-20 |
14939. | Nate (natekropp) | 79.27 | — | 2009-08-31 |
14940. | luffy13 (luffy13) | 79.26 | 98% | 2015-12-16 |
14941. | Liby (blade195) | 79.26 | 93% | 2014-05-01 |
14942. | Tim (tpsherratt) | 79.26 | — | 2010-08-23 |
14943. | Anders (andersg1) | 79.26 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
14944. | Ze (taludon) | 79.26 | 96% | 2021-09-05 |
14945. | Jesse (jebug29) | 79.25 | 93% | 2016-12-19 |
14946. | Liz (elizabethl3_13) | 79.25 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
14947. | Nash (n4sh) | 79.25 | — | 2009-05-10 |
14948. | smile (takemorebenzos) | 79.25 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
14949. | Jill (devaunsmom) | 79.24 | 99% | 2021-02-09 |
14950. | Leasa (leasadrew) | 79.24 | — | 2011-03-22 |
14951. | sandy (sandrapanda) | 79.24 | — | 2009-12-24 |
14952. | Lame (lamers) | 79.23 | — | 2011-01-29 |
14953. | Ruchir (ruchirtravadi) | 79.23 | 94% | 2012-03-29 |
14954. | Pär (plund) | 79.23 | 96% | 2022-11-16 |
14955. | kb noob (akh7) | 79.23 | 98% | 2020-06-16 |
14956. | Calvin (blindpainter) | 79.22 | 98% | 2019-01-17 |
14957. | Bob (ieatyou1) | 79.22 | 93% | 2018-07-21 |
14958. | Lars Olav (servany) | 79.22 | 88% | 2012-10-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |