So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
9216. | Grey (grey2) | 86.87 | 99% | 2023-09-01 |
9217. | Grace (kitsumi) | 86.87 | 96% | 2012-03-01 |
9218. | Pat (ralphxcrunner) | 86.87 | — | 2009-03-10 |
9219. | Eli (iggy) | 86.87 | 90% | 2013-02-08 |
9220. | Ktnix (ktnix) | 86.86 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
9221. | WaffleAbs (waffleabs) | 86.86 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
9222. | Nobody (anhddo) | 86.86 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
9223. | Ben (sworkles) | 86.86 | — | 2009-04-17 |
9224. | Verity (verity_2) | 86.86 | 94% | 2013-09-04 |
9225. | yuan (iwhatst4me) | 86.86 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
9226. | Patrick (gjaw42) | 86.86 | — | 2009-05-20 |
9227. | Dutchdelight (dutchdelight) | 86.86 | — | 2009-08-25 |
9228. | Aj (toppingsplease) | 86.85 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
9229. | Ivan (ivantakashi) | 86.85 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
9230. | svs (svs_manee) | 86.85 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
9231. | Raja (rajamalik) | 86.85 | 98% | 2013-12-24 |
9232. | Collin (cxlliin_) | 86.84 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
9233. | Hannah (hannah1921) | 86.84 | 95% | 2023-01-05 |
9234. | Jeff (jdu27) | 86.84 | 92% | 2017-02-23 |
9235. | amanda (mandaburnette) | 86.84 | — | 2010-05-17 |
9236. | Al (alalkemist) | 86.84 | 99% | 2018-07-05 |
9237. | Maximal (maximalelder) | 86.83 | 96% | 2023-10-16 |
9238. | big (aboxofkleenex) | 86.83 | 96% | 2019-01-29 |
9239. | Flocc (flocc) | 86.83 | 97% | 2014-03-29 |
9240. | Erik (dakesuto) | 86.82 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
9241. | Shan (shan69420) | 86.82 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
9242. | goldrush (goldrush) | 86.82 | — | 2008-11-11 |
9243. | Jaewon (koreannun) | 86.81 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
9244. | Jose (ugjose) | 86.81 | 96% | 2012-05-04 |
9245. | tyler (ssjtyru) | 86.81 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |