As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5836. | Eujean (eujean) | 92.26 | 98% | 2018-10-21 |
5837. | neruねる💫 (properfinge... | 92.26 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
5838. | I (excelsiate) | 92.26 | 93% | 2016-03-05 |
5839. | tstats[witherking] (witherk... | 92.25 | 98% | 2023-08-08 |
5840. | Sean (xxsonicxx) | 92.25 | 97% | 2015-11-21 |
5841. | Sam (realsamxu) | 92.25 | 99% | 2019-08-09 |
5842. | Aidyn (justaidyn) | 92.25 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
5843. | Ct (ct2020) | 92.24 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
5844. | Ron (ronald2) | 92.24 | 100% | 2015-06-04 |
5845. | Micaherl (sunsoutbunsout) | 92.24 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
5846. | Will (wgomez1025) | 92.24 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
5847. | Eastsky712 (eastsky714) | 92.23 | 97% | 2023-06-13 |
5848. | xBytez (xbytez) | 92.23 | 96% | 2017-09-19 |
5849. | Prathamesh (pdatartech) | 92.23 | 94% | 2015-09-25 |
5850. | Dunkmasta (dunkmasta) | 92.22 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
5851. | Destiny (dmo9021) | 92.21 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
5852. | Trout (jbrunetti13) | 92.20 | 98% | 2020-07-10 |
5853. | The fastest kid alive (tupa... | 92.20 | 98% | 2019-02-24 |
5854. | rUbbish (rubbisheap) | 92.20 | 94% | 2015-06-26 |
5855. | Emily (epicmusix) | 92.18 | 97% | 2016-01-14 |
5856. | Melas (melas1) | 92.18 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
5857. | Charlie (cduong04) | 92.18 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
5858. | Pannawat (teetee03) | 92.17 | 96% | 2022-05-22 |
5859. | Toby (toby_) | 92.17 | 97% | 2017-02-06 |
5860. | Alien (half_alien) | 92.16 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
5861. | Oli (piasekoli) | 92.16 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
5862. | Brian (bfitz88) | 92.16 | 99% | 2016-01-27 |
5863. | Bao (baowilliam) | 92.15 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
5864. | Vraj (i_type_really_slow_ok) | 92.15 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
5865. | 🌠Rubby🌠 (mikerubby) | 92.15 | 99% | 2017-11-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |