So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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28994. | Ahmad (ahmad_bin_usman) | 52.15 | 92% | 2013-11-24 |
28995. | Dvorak_60 (dvorak_learning) | 52.14 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
28996. | Baron (littlebear) | 52.14 | — | 2010-05-16 |
28997. | Spiros (bytheway) | 52.14 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
28998. | Mina (mina_ragy06) | 52.13 | 95% | 2021-12-25 |
28999. | ABCD (lolelel) | 52.13 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
29000. | John (1underman123) | 52.13 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
29001. | bob (1tom) | 52.13 | — | 2009-04-05 |
29002. | neelam (neelamsaini) | 52.13 | — | 2009-07-30 |
29003. | k (lumogas) | 52.13 | 93% | 2015-07-21 |
29004. | Pirate (snail_racerz) | 52.12 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
29005. | Hengky (hengkyfrans) | 52.12 | 94% | 2013-02-18 |
29006. | ItchyboyJacob (jacobgwapogi) | 52.12 | 94.9% | 2021-02-01 |
29007. | Sebastian (fritani) | 52.12 | 95% | 2019-10-29 |
29008. | Avaneesh (avaneeshasokan) | 52.12 | 94% | 2016-03-10 |
29009. | 大鳥 (mis123) | 52.12 | 93% | 2015-11-01 |
29010. | Jaulanbek (jaulanbek) | 52.11 | 95% | 2022-11-02 |
29011. | Deranged (de_ranged) | 52.11 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
29012. | Biwas (biwas_kerung) | 52.11 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
29013. | Alex (amazed) | 52.11 | 87% | 2013-02-05 |
29014. | lelle (davinkyy) | 52.10 | 94% | 2022-04-27 |
29015. | Andy (osandrew) | 52.10 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
29016. | tstats[zanies07] (zanies07) | 52.10 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
29017. | HeyIts (heyitszmk) | 52.10 | 94% | 2021-07-26 |
29018. | dheeraj (goldsnort) | 52.10 | 93% | 2021-01-21 |
29019. | skrillik (skrillik) | 52.10 | — | 2010-10-18 |
29020. | Akash (akag) | 52.09 | 96% | 2022-11-17 |
29021. | Vibhav (vibhav_1262) | 52.09 | 95% | 2021-10-05 |
29022. | Joshua (justdatotherguy) | 52.09 | 94.3% | 2021-02-05 |
29023. | Afridi (afridi4u) | 52.09 | — | 2009-05-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |