As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14119. | Christian (blue3sword) | 70.30 | 93% | 2016-12-03 |
14120. | rune (rfrohn) | 70.30 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
14121. | Sugeeth (sugeeth14) | 70.30 | 96% | 2020-04-28 |
14122. | Phil (sticky1981) | 70.29 | 99% | 2020-09-13 |
14123. | Mikhael (kupukupu) | 70.29 | 98% | 2016-01-19 |
14124. | Ngô Hoàng Bách (bachng) | 70.28 | 96% | 2023-05-31 |
14125. | Srinivas (ashwin1994) | 70.28 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
14126. | Rousslan (dosssman) | 70.28 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
14127. | Kavan (kavan044) | 70.27 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
14128. | James (jimmythekid1997) | 70.27 | 94% | 2021-01-27 |
14129. | Razormaul (razormaul) | 70.26 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
14130. | Jude (jfendo) | 70.26 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
14131. | Alikhan (pikachoof) | 70.26 | 97% | 2023-04-12 |
14132. | Abdullah (bunajim) | 70.26 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
14133. | Jonathan (famestorm) | 70.26 | 94% | 2020-01-10 |
14134. | Julia (mantitties) | 70.26 | 91% | 2016-09-30 |
14135. | EthKrae (ethkrae) | 70.25 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
14136. | Minh (formulasquid) | 70.25 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
14137. | James (jamesofnet) | 70.25 | 96% | 2017-02-23 |
14138. | Atrin (satchafunkilus) | 70.24 | 94% | 2021-04-20 |
14139. | Aleksandar (a1eksandar) | 70.24 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
14140. | choeqq (choeqq) | 70.24 | 96% | 2022-08-10 |
14141. | Mohnish (mohnish11) | 70.24 | 94% | 2016-03-04 |
14142. | Gustas (guzhazi) | 70.24 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
14143. | Brian (peebran) | 70.24 | 96.4% | 2021-02-16 |
14144. | Ken (kenh) | 70.24 | 98% | 2021-02-16 |
14145. | Muzzle (muzzlerat) | 70.24 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
14146. | Isaac (newton6674) | 70.23 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
14147. | Ring2020 (ring2020) | 70.23 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
14148. | HooLee (vladimir_ps) | 70.23 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |