So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
18692. | Nick (itsaloof) | 69.39 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
18693. | DotClassic (dotclassic) | 69.39 | 95% | 2013-03-28 |
18694. | Cheyenne (cheycc) | 69.39 | 97% | 2021-12-26 |
18695. | S (capanujan) | 69.39 | 90% | 2016-07-16 |
18696. | Phuc (tphuc112358) | 69.39 | 90% | 2013-12-17 |
18697. | MotherTrucker (jackyh98) | 69.39 | 96% | 2017-12-17 |
18698. | Sam (sharris11) | 69.38 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
18699. | Zi Hao (im_getting_there) | 69.38 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
18700. | cheche (checheche) | 69.38 | 96% | 2014-10-17 |
18701. | Moriarty (reepchieep) | 69.38 | 97% | 2014-06-04 |
18702. | Jacob (rath130) | 69.38 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
18703. | Julien Galons (jugalons) | 69.37 | 97% | 2023-10-01 |
18704. | Johnny (limabean231) | 69.37 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
18705. | Long (bachthime) | 69.37 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
18706. | Finnnnnnn (bigfinsfananza) | 69.37 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
18707. | Ruchir (ruchirtravadi) | 69.37 | 93% | 2012-04-02 |
18708. | KZ (kzzn) | 69.36 | 97% | 2022-03-06 |
18709. | DSH (didsh) | 69.36 | 90% | 2016-03-12 |
18710. | Puntlander (jamaquube) | 69.36 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
18711. | PiPi636 (pipi636) | 69.36 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
18712. | Yulianna (yulianna) | 69.36 | — | 2009-03-08 |
18713. | Taro (tarou) | 69.36 | 92% | 2012-07-31 |
18714. | Buu Vinh (buuvinhpro) | 69.36 | — | 2011-02-04 |
18715. | Shady (shadyhippo) | 69.35 | 94% | 2016-09-04 |
18716. | 1asdf (posijab) | 69.35 | 98.2% | 2023-09-26 |
18717. | Mike (merc896) | 69.35 | 91% | 2014-09-04 |
18718. | Alex (darkex) | 69.34 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
18719. | Cody (thoutravesty) | 69.34 | 96% | 2023-09-15 |
18720. | immorstrap (anmolrai853) | 69.34 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
18721. | Karol (adobonimama) | 69.34 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |