As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13732. | Shiva R'dy (shivareddy) | 71.28 | 93% | 2016-12-07 |
13733. | Kabob (kabobpants) | 71.27 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
13734. | Dimitar_ (bvb_cazzo) | 71.27 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
13735. | Zulsorai (zulsorai) | 71.27 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
13736. | yeet (yeetanut) | 71.27 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
13737. | Sam Loz (sammyloz) | 71.27 | 96% | 2018-04-27 |
13738. | Evan (evanr10190) | 71.26 | 97% | 2017-11-27 |
13739. | PewPew (suntanscanman) | 71.26 | 91% | 2017-05-28 |
13740. | Matthew (matt15151) | 71.25 | 95% | 2015-12-03 |
13741. | vroom (junap) | 71.25 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
13742. | thinkingds (sohandeshar) | 71.25 | 95% | 2022-07-04 |
13743. | Naveen Kumar (naveen_1729) | 71.25 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
13744. | Niel (nielo99) | 71.25 | 95% | 2016-11-21 |
13745. | Filip (fex2k) | 71.24 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
13746. | Stephen (stephen_rivero) | 71.24 | 99% | 2021-03-13 |
13747. | ppgg (pp__gg) | 71.24 | 97% | 2017-06-06 |
13748. | Hoang (thaiht) | 71.23 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
13749. | Nikee (nikee25) | 71.23 | 94% | 2017-03-29 |
13750. | Abdzag (abdzag) | 71.23 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
13751. | jan (c_bohannon) | 71.23 | 99% | 2021-02-08 |
13752. | Rappo (rappo) | 71.23 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
13753. | xcelsior (delphire) | 71.23 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
13754. | Venom (_venom) | 71.23 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
13755. | Joe (joeyang1962) | 71.23 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
13756. | 傻 (zzzson) | 71.23 | 93% | 2015-07-12 |
13757. | heythere (ym123) | 71.23 | 93% | 2017-06-03 |
13758. | Jackie (jackie_cogan) | 71.23 | 96% | 2017-05-05 |
13759. | Kent (weebkent) | 71.22 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
13760. | Lovro (lovros) | 71.22 | 96% | 2022-11-14 |
13761. | Javon (instagram_danieley4) | 71.22 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |