As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12089. | Agnar (agnar) | 75.33 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
12090. | Brayden (braddin123) | 75.33 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
12091. | Master (master_2010) | 75.33 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
12092. | Send_Help (brantonmindl) | 75.33 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
12093. | Ming (mings7) | 75.33 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
12094. | John (slappy116) | 75.33 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
12095. | Manuel (blackhell) | 75.33 | 96% | 2018-03-13 |
12096. | bb823 (bb823) | 75.32 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
12097. | Kian (kianv) | 75.32 | 95.6% | 2024-01-05 |
12098. | drew (agent_grifter) | 75.32 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
12099. | Gormack (gormack) | 75.32 | 94% | 2015-06-19 |
12100. | Richard (richard123143) | 75.31 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
12101. | Sargis (sargispro) | 75.31 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
12102. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 75.31 | 96% | 2020-01-06 |
12103. | Stefan (stefanbm) | 75.31 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
12104. | Matteo (atteo1000) | 75.30 | 96% | 2023-05-31 |
12105. | Diego (dtorrejon) | 75.29 | 99% | 2017-10-27 |
12106. | Wen (legendxiang) | 75.29 | 95% | 2021-06-15 |
12107. | ItzRadicorn (itzradicorn) | 75.29 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
12108. | Pol (crutchlow13) | 75.29 | 93% | 2017-03-03 |
12109. | ตาแดง (pitagorus) | 75.29 | 99% | 2019-04-16 |
12110. | J (meep_morp) | 75.28 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
12111. | Ethan (ethancyx) | 75.28 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
12112. | Sander (sanderv3) | 75.28 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
12113. | Gleb (passick) | 75.28 | 98% | 2019-05-24 |
12114. | tstats[rajendra_thakur] (ra... | 75.27 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
12115. | Taxadd (deadpoet123) | 75.27 | 94% | 2023-08-14 |
12116. | Pasindu (pasinducw) | 75.27 | 93% | 2016-02-17 |
12117. | 7alabsa (one_plus_one_equal... | 75.27 | 97% | 2024-03-18 |
12118. | shane (shanel0l) | 75.27 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |