As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15708. | Don (donbw) | 66.42 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
15709. | Mikhail (mayham92) | 66.42 | 97% | 2022-11-27 |
15710. | Mikastiv (mikastiv) | 66.41 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
15711. | Arr (htunkyaw) | 66.41 | 96% | 2019-09-04 |
15712. | Waonder (waonder) | 66.41 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
15713. | AG (anujmgupta) | 66.41 | 94% | 2016-01-01 |
15714. | Muhmmad (usamakhan018) | 66.40 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
15715. | Mihkel (tikstiks) | 66.40 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
15716. | Cristian (fraayze) | 66.40 | 94.8% | 2021-02-13 |
15717. | Kelsey (kelseyjaescott) | 66.39 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
15718. | Michael (fourstats) | 66.39 | 95% | 2022-07-20 |
15719. | Marius (m4ryu5) | 66.39 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
15720. | chanette (mak1nami) | 66.39 | 96% | 2023-05-20 |
15721. | Shukuphido (shukuphido) | 66.39 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
15722. | Ngoc (windblossom0520) | 66.39 | 96% | 2023-01-18 |
15723. | Mariam (maliya13) | 66.39 | 100% | 2015-05-12 |
15724. | Micah (micahnical) | 66.38 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
15725. | Ryan (ryann77) | 66.38 | 94% | 2020-12-15 |
15726. | Chun Yu (intaceraptor) | 66.38 | 93% | 2017-04-13 |
15727. | Rennard (rennard) | 66.38 | 96% | 2021-04-26 |
15728. | EAT (nooodless) | 66.38 | 92% | 2016-09-21 |
15729. | 5th place (aj300031990) | 66.38 | 97% | 2015-07-22 |
15730. | Jacob (critias26) | 66.38 | 98% | 2018-09-06 |
15731. | Nafidz (arckngel) | 66.37 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
15732. | bean (skillednoob69) | 66.37 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
15733. | matt (mpcroft) | 66.37 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
15734. | Cryxon (cryxon) | 66.36 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
15735. | Imagawa (yosshi) | 66.36 | 94% | 2021-10-22 |
15736. | Amuck (amuckrunner) | 66.36 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
15737. | Constantinos (constantinos) | 66.36 | 95% | 2016-05-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |