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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.

—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor

Active since January 13, 2017.
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Leaders

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
392. A (ando8) 132.84 99% 2019-01-26
393. Mackyy. (mackipecko) 132.80 99% 2023-06-17
394. Jonathan (bazookajojo) 132.78 100% 2018-11-27
395. want to die (ryan66744) 132.75 98% 2023-07-23
396. Tim (attilitus) 132.69 100% 2017-05-23
397. Kantel (kantel) 132.66 100% 2021-08-11
398. m (lqto) 132.65 99% 2022-10-25
399. Who? (levitations) 132.58 100% 2017-06-18
400. David (dtphorealzdawg) 132.53 99% 2018-04-04
401. Mark (dendrobyte) 132.46 99% 2021-01-26
402. Temos (captainteemo) 132.40 98% 2021-12-17
403. Airi Momoi (syaro) 132.36 98% 2021-12-07
404. Rohit Singh (himynameisrohi... 132.34 100% 2020-05-12
405. asdf (intheoryno) 132.33 99% 2023-04-10
406. joshuawh (sh1nobie) 132.24 99% 2023-07-20
407. Bucky (buckyplaysatwork) 132.24 99% 2019-02-26
408. Howsonn (howsonn) 132.20 99% 2019-04-26
409. Martin (demonakinale) 132.16 97% 2017-02-24
410. N/A (notapplicable) 132.15 98% 2018-10-20
411. Enxyon (enxyon) 132.14 98.4% 2024-04-30
412. Carl (realrealyalan) 132.14 99% 2023-01-02
413. Connor (davrostf) 132.12 100% 2018-09-10
414. Jacob (jacobjuras) 132.09 98.8% 2023-10-20
415. (jepslol) 132.04 98.1% 2023-12-11
416. Vincent (v1ncent) 132.03 98% 2023-01-13
417. nick (nickderp) 132.00 97% 2020-05-13
418. Saso McDaso (justtypefast) 131.98 98% 2022-03-24
419. Pawi (pawiboy36) 131.95 98% 2021-08-26
420. Dan (ayrilo) 131.91 97% 2023-06-27
421. beachill (beachill) 131.87 99.6% 2021-02-18

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 35,991 74.73 January 13, 2017
Instant Death Mode 65 90.19 January 24, 2019
ᗜ Stenography 2 69.82 August 17, 2021