So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18169. | Svik (mdf288) | 70.28 | 97% | 2014-09-15 |
18170. | Daryl (namisimp) | 70.27 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
18171. | Aaron (spacexglizzy) | 70.27 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
18172. | Bunna (skykid) | 70.27 | — | 2011-03-20 |
18173. | spargy (spargy) | 70.27 | 96% | 2015-11-02 |
18174. | Twilight (twlight_sparkle) | 70.26 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
18175. | pieter (pieterdekezel) | 70.26 | 95% | 2023-08-02 |
18176. | Jasmine (nyeaow) | 70.26 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
18177. | ko (nakanidashite) | 70.26 | 98% | 2021-12-11 |
18178. | noname (simenlade) | 70.26 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
18179. | NinerSechs (neunsechszwei) | 70.26 | 89% | 2014-03-22 |
18180. | Jack (jackdude) | 70.26 | — | 2008-10-06 |
18181. | Alex (devconk) | 70.25 | 90% | 2012-07-19 |
18182. | nguyen ngoc hoa (embeheo) | 70.25 | 95% | 2013-04-13 |
18183. | Sahil (sahilm) | 70.25 | 96% | 2016-08-01 |
18184. | Leonardo Da Vinci Carlo (ld... | 70.25 | 97% | 2017-06-07 |
18185. | Ritam (bubka42) | 70.24 | 95% | 2016-03-19 |
18186. | Abhinav (brainstorm56) | 70.24 | 93.9% | 2023-10-16 |
18187. | Princess (painini_) | 70.24 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
18188. | han (han_) | 70.24 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
18189. | Michael (kainseth) | 70.24 | 99% | 2018-10-19 |
18190. | Hieu (hieugrection) | 70.24 | 95% | 2020-09-24 |
18191. | Oliver (ollciso) | 70.24 | 93% | 2016-03-24 |
18192. | Alec (rshackleford93) | 70.24 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
18193. | Patrick (patrickstar13) | 70.24 | 91% | 2015-03-08 |
18194. | KOREA AH AH (jacksonian) | 70.24 | — | 2011-02-14 |
18195. | Drake (drakebott) | 70.23 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
18196. | Trung (trunga0) | 70.23 | 92% | 2014-04-21 |
18197. | Neeraj (neerajnkk) | 70.23 | 97% | 2014-03-01 |
18198. | Max (thexa4) | 70.23 | — | 2008-11-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |