As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5619. | Raimondo Horton (nize) | 93.04 | 94% | 2021-04-06 |
5620. | :) (jjz03) | 93.04 | 98% | 2018-10-25 |
5621. | James (jmather1) | 93.03 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
5622. | Mitchell (datasnaek) | 93.01 | 99% | 2023-06-08 |
5623. | Michael (michaelsni97) | 93.01 | 99% | 2022-01-14 |
5624. | Byron (byrontan) | 93.01 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
5625. | Anthony (an1hony) | 93.01 | 97% | 2018-12-10 |
5626. | Mannered Youth (mannered_yo... | 93.00 | 98% | 2022-03-07 |
5627. | Cris (schmidtolini) | 93.00 | 98% | 2017-12-01 |
5628. | khanh (lenguyenkhanh) | 93.00 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
5629. | King (kingthiccness) | 93.00 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
5630. | Marko (alchemist1) | 93.00 | 97% | 2017-08-03 |
5631. | Zach (malkyie) | 92.99 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
5632. | Fons (fonsie89) | 92.99 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
5633. | horus (horus44) | 92.99 | 95% | 2022-02-27 |
5634. | Anonymous (ballistic_kraken) | 92.99 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
5635. | Antony (masternub) | 92.98 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
5636. | dave (noonzz) | 92.98 | 96% | 2016-02-22 |
5637. | Nat (nat221b) | 92.98 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
5638. | KH (gpx2ero) | 92.98 | 98% | 2016-08-24 |
5639. | Rorie (roriekun) | 92.98 | 97% | 2021-02-01 |
5640. | Grey (grey2) | 92.98 | 99% | 2022-09-06 |
5641. | Abbacchio (abbacchio) | 92.97 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
5642. | Sarao Jeepney (kingoftheroad) | 92.97 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
5643. | Miq (karmik) | 92.97 | 96% | 2016-09-24 |
5644. | 100accuracy (boom50) | 92.95 | 99.3% | 2024-03-09 |
5645. | Windblast86 (windblast86) | 92.95 | 98% | 2023-12-18 |
5646. | Aki (ryotto) | 92.95 | 95% | 2016-11-09 |
5647. | Phin (phinttv) | 92.95 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
5648. | Joie (jliba12) | 92.94 | 90% | 2015-05-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |