As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11192. | Thos (thosbp) | 77.71 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
11193. | stimo (stimo) | 77.71 | 97% | 2017-06-25 |
11194. | Raging (ragingthunder) | 77.70 | 96% | 2020-02-13 |
11195. | Random (bogdanmironov) | 77.70 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
11196. | amongla (kagez) | 77.70 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
11197. | khairo (mathemagic1an) | 77.70 | 99% | 2019-11-01 |
11198. | Djordje (fa10vo) | 77.69 | 97% | 2024-04-13 |
11199. | ryan (hhtech) | 77.69 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
11200. | kaede (kaede1) | 77.69 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
11201. | Hannah (hannahbear1994) | 77.69 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
11202. | Haruka (hrksnsk) | 77.69 | 99% | 2022-08-29 |
11203. | Samad (dr_drakonix) | 77.69 | 98% | 2019-04-10 |
11204. | Emily (em66) | 77.68 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
11205. | Sean (seansta10) | 77.68 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
11206. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 77.68 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
11207. | Lucius (lightwastaken) | 77.68 | 96% | 2021-02-07 |
11208. | Josh (goldfingerer) | 77.67 | 95% | 2024-04-30 |
11209. | Enoch (enochk) | 77.67 | 97% | 2018-12-10 |
11210. | salah (salahf5) | 77.67 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
11211. | Jasckon (camochameleon56) | 77.66 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
11212. | Kapal Tua :v (cream777) | 77.65 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
11213. | Dylan (reversione) | 77.65 | 97% | 2021-09-05 |
11214. | Aryan (aryandeore) | 77.64 | 97.4% | 2023-09-30 |
11215. | David (davidgilbarte) | 77.64 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
11216. | Love you Reckful (iwonlife) | 77.64 | 96% | 2018-04-12 |
11217. | Katana (katanapanda) | 77.64 | 97% | 2019-09-16 |
11218. | Cerb (cerberus17) | 77.63 | 95.8% | 2023-11-14 |
11219. | oscar (oscarhinxdd) | 77.63 | 98.2% | 2023-11-06 |
11220. | Arie (buenobonsai) | 77.62 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
11221. | Chris (dealthoughts) | 77.62 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |