As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13904. | flexr (flexr) | 70.98 | 96% | 2023-04-16 |
13905. | Copper (1336873249) | 70.98 | 96.8% | 2021-02-26 |
13906. | Michel (mraskin) | 70.98 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
13907. | Micah (darkbeastieboy) | 70.98 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
13908. | Ryan (kalistaisweak) | 70.97 | 93% | 2017-03-07 |
13909. | Bobby (senseibets) | 70.97 | 95% | 2021-03-02 |
13910. | Vanshraj (vrsempire601) | 70.97 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
13911. | Aditya (adityapatel103) | 70.97 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
13912. | Fredo (keyvalue) | 70.96 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
13913. | doof (misteraxel) | 70.96 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
13914. | Artemis (artemyx) | 70.96 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
13915. | Thang (lhg81hc) | 70.96 | 98% | 2018-11-07 |
13916. | Danny (spackers) | 70.96 | 96% | 2017-12-01 |
13917. | kashif (1122kashif) | 70.96 | 98% | 2017-01-20 |
13918. | Toddy (toddies) | 70.95 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
13919. | Jere (jerel) | 70.95 | 94% | 2020-02-11 |
13920. | qwerty (givemeusername) | 70.94 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
13921. | inggy (inggy) | 70.94 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
13922. | Fabio (killerfabivs) | 70.94 | 93% | 2015-07-10 |
13923. | Big (widdzy) | 70.94 | 93% | 2016-06-20 |
13924. | Rasta (rastaman_1994) | 70.94 | 99% | 2017-09-24 |
13925. | Lin (mirai92) | 70.94 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
13926. | Kartikeya (kitsgravity) | 70.94 | 91% | 2015-12-13 |
13927. | Mr.IF (mr_if) | 70.93 | 95% | 2021-11-07 |
13928. | Connor (cameres) | 70.93 | 94% | 2015-08-30 |
13929. | TJ (tjheinzo) | 70.93 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
13930. | Jonas (wodie) | 70.93 | 98% | 2020-04-10 |
13931. | Rodrigo (pacha2880) | 70.92 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
13932. | vijay (950vijay) | 70.92 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
13933. | Keshav (keshavisdabeast) | 70.92 | 95% | 2020-05-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |