I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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880. | Dara (adoran) | 90.77 | 98% | 2023-06-06 |
881. | James (chub_gub) | 90.76 | 96% | 2023-07-08 |
882. | Krypto (krypto406) | 90.72 | 96.8% | 2024-01-11 |
883. | Bade (terrabade) | 90.66 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
884. | Dickson (kldho2) | 90.66 | 96.3% | 2023-11-22 |
885. | De9mond (uniwite) | 90.64 | 96% | 2023-05-26 |
886. | marmarmar123 (marmarmar123) | 90.63 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
887. | deez (ishkena) | 90.58 | 95.5% | 2023-11-15 |
888. | Chisom (speedlimit101) | 90.58 | 96% | 2023-10-25 |
889. | Tiermor (tiermor) | 90.55 | 97% | 2024-04-08 |
890. | tstats[timtam420] (timtam420) | 90.54 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
891. | zak (zak92) | 90.53 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
892. | ionut (ionut_red) | 90.52 | 97.5% | 2023-12-08 |
893. | M00tya (m00tya) | 90.50 | 97.6% | 2023-11-15 |
894. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 90.48 | 97.7% | 2024-01-07 |
895. | Hamza (whoppy) | 90.48 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
896. | ggzor (ggzor) | 90.46 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
897. | Free (just_free2318) | 90.46 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
898. | Michael (prolifictyper7) | 90.46 | 95.9% | 2024-04-27 |
899. | Cooper (cglavin) | 90.44 | 96% | 2023-11-02 |
900. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 90.43 | 97.9% | 2024-01-05 |
901. | Christian (bootymucher) | 90.40 | 98% | 2023-07-30 |
902. | zeny (_zeny_) | 90.39 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
903. | Draino (drainjavascript) | 90.34 | 96% | 2023-11-24 |
904. | Moye (moyoka) | 90.32 | 96% | 2023-07-11 |
905. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 90.32 | 97.4% | 2024-01-10 |
906. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 90.23 | 95% | 2023-08-27 |
907. | Tyler (exilereject) | 90.20 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
908. | Kyle (breadsy) | 90.20 | 97% | 2024-03-27 |
909. | Ryan Le (esketit3020) | 90.19 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |